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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 09:54 PM (1,744 Views)
Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*is also enlightened*

*throws a ringing alarm clock at the next poster*
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Minaku


*Gets nailed in the head by the clock*

*Throws Pikminz at the next poster*
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┻━┻
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Moose
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Spirit
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-table hits Moose and he dies-
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*gets nothingness thrown at me*

*throws some more of nothingness at the next poster*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*nothing happens*

*throws Sundancer at the next poster*
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Minaku


*Gets scratched, clawed etc.*

*Throws big blue balls at next poster*
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

*catches them because they are big blue bowling balls and not something perverted*

*throws Lady GaGa at the next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*cuts Lady Gaga in half with a chainsaw*

*throws chainsaw at next poster*


:luna:
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

*turns chainsaws into chainsaw-nunchucks*

*throws chainsaw-nunchucks at next poster*
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Minaku


*Gets sliced and diced*

*Throws the knowledge that the balls were really Lucario's aura spheres and were as such not perverted*
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

*receives knowledge and says 'oh'*

*throws the burden of truth at the next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*gets crushed by the burden and ultimately commits suicide*

*throws the White Man's Burden at the next poster*
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

*blocks*

*throws Pau Amma at the next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*blocks with the power of ignorance*

*throws a black power salute at the next poster*


:luna:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*salutes Martin Luther King*

*throws Cinco de Mayo at the next poster*
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*looks it up on google and parties due to it being a holiday*

*throws a party popper at the next poster*
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

*Dodges with boredom*
*Throws Phoenix's sig at next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*sips it*

*throws a milkshake at the next poster*


:luna:
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*drinks the milkshake*

I actually never had one in my life...

*throws a strawberry at the next poster*
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