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You become a Kradenette.

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Throw something at the next poster
Topic Started: Jan 15 2010, 09:54 PM (1,745 Views)
Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*throws pure evil at the next poster*
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*eats it*

*throws raisin bagels at the next poster*


:luna:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*eats it*

*throws Midnite C at the next poster*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

*pulls a baseball bat out of nowhere and hits Midnite C out of the (mysteriously appearing) park!*

*throws the bat in the general direction of the next poster as he rounds the bases*
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Poui
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*catches the bat*

*uses it to hit a weasel toward the next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*holds up a meat grinder for the weasel to fall into*

*throws meat grinder at next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*becomes drunk and mispronounces vitavetavegamin*

*throws Lucille Ball at the next poster*
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ReidAlvein
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*Catches Lucille Ball*
*Throws it at the next poster*
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Dreaming Sun
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*Catches Lucille Ball*
*Throws it at the next poster*
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

*fails to catch lucille ball*
*throws slumber party mask at the next poster*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*catches it and waves it in Adnarel's face*

*throws the Power of Love at the next poster*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

*catches it and hugs it tightly*

*throws the POWER OF ROCK at the next poster*
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Dreaming Sun
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*Ducks and hits Lucas*
*Throws Crocdile Tears at the next poster*
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Dark Link
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That's Just My Style!

*Catches the book*
*Throws Prinny @ Next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*doesn't catch Prinny because doesn't know what it is*

*throws a Tsar Bomba with Dracobolt's name on it at the next poster*
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ReidAlvein
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*Tries to dodge but fails*
*Reid was sent flying towards the next poster*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Jenna
Jan 16 2010, 10:53 PM
*fails to catch lucille ball*
*throws slumber party mask at the next poster*

I would've laughed so hard if Adna got the next post after this

*dodges Reid*
*throws a tree at the next poster*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*gets crushed by tree*

*throws bone marrow at the next poster*
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Vorlan
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*amusing user title pending*

*Dodges bone marrow*

*Throws the truth at the next poster*
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ReidAlvein
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*Is hit by the truth*
*Is enlightened* *Throws enlightenment at next poster*
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