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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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ATTN: Dracobolt and simple
Topic Started: Dec 18 2009, 09:02 PM (1,671 Views)
Poui
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*angry fist shaking*

STOP THROWING THINGS
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Should we get off your lawn too, old man?

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

After you rake the leaves.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*explodes*
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

All right, that's quite enough of the angry waitstaffing. Take your lovely striped towels and your fancy-schmancy drinks trays somewhere else. I'll not have this buffoonery 'round these parts.

In closing, jitensha.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Bumped because SIMPLE STOP IT DAMN YOU D<
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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