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Good news, everyone!
Topic Started: Jul 6 2009, 04:19 PM (366 Views)
Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDet...roduct_id=74883

When you buy a Nintendo Wii now, you get a free rubber ducky with it! <33333
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Erik the Appreciator
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Master of Trivia, Grand Patron of 5 Gens

...Charming.
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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

...I don't even know where to begin with this one.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Psh, it's clearly referencing a new franchise.

I mean, c'mon.

Just LOOK at it.
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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

To be fair, the review is kinda funny.

You just know some idiot child's gonna put the Wii in the tub, though,
and then ZAP goes the child and the lawsuits are thrown up.
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Erik the Appreciator
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Jackal
Jul 6 2009, 03:03 PM
You just know some idiot child's gonna put the Wii in the tub, though,
and then ZAP goes the child and the lawsuits are thrown up.

That reminds me of that news story about a radio show who held a contest called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii", where contestants were to drink as much water as they could in order to win a wii. The woman who won died within hours from water intoxication. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/ Here was the resulting wrongful-death-lawsuit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...125073wii1.html
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simplechild
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Jackal
Jul 6 2009, 03:03 PM
You just know some idiot child's gonna put the Wii in the tub, though,
and then ZAP goes the child and the lawsuits are thrown up.

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