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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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*builds a barricade*
Topic Started: Jul 6 2009, 10:22 AM (701 Views)
The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Runs away screaming*
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Cheap love, you say? This revolution has my full support ;D
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Count me in!
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Vorlan
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Viva la revolution! Power to the people, and of course to the hens...but not too much power for them...we still need eggs!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*oppresses the people*
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Vorlan
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*amusing user title pending*

*tuts* Not again! :rolleyes:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Don't make me get the firing squad.
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Vorlan
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*amusing user title pending*

We shall fight you off with a cunning combination between omelettes and guillotines! :whack:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

... 'Omelettes,' you say?
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Vorlan
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Indeed, for where there are hard boiled eggs there are also omelettes! :ph43r:
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Omelette Du Fromage. Omelette Du Fromage!
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