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*builds a barricade*
Topic Started: Jul 6 2009, 10:22 AM (702 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

All hail the glory of the Republic! To arms, my comrades, and let us defend those goals which we hold so dear! Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably-priced love! Hard-boiled eggs!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Screw truth, justice, and freedom. I just want my money.
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Dracobolt
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We don't want your kind in our Republic. >=(

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

You don't want doctors? Good luck keeping your soldiers alive.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

I have eggs boiling on the stove AS WE SPEAK. I donate them to the cause!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

The cause thanks you! When you die as our hopelessly outnumbered bunch is overrun by professionally trained soldiers in superior numbers, we'll remember you in songs for years to come.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Will you also remember my hard boiled eggs?
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Momentime
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uh oh

I like eggs!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I could hold them all off, but it would cost you more.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

We don't have the money. We're rebels, a ragtag group of idealistic students and common folk who feel that the only way to improve the world is to overthrow the oppressive yoke of the current government.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Then there should be no way that you are able to afford my services... but someone is paying me to help you.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

How mysterious! We thank you for your aid - and hope that this isn't a ruse to get inside our defenses and bring down the revolution from within.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Just hope that the government doesn't decide to pay me more money than I'm getting right now.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

*Defends*!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*throws off the yolk of the government*
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Hello Your Grace Draco!
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Reasonably priced love? I refuse to lower my prices. I'm afraid I can never join you, Draco.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Why not? It's better than free love. Really, Els, as a seamstress whore, you should be a friend of the revolution!

*waves a bottle of ginger beer at Squee*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Free love? That's sick. Viva La Revolución!
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The Grim Lich
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Chrissy, you're thinking of it wrong. Any doctor who's in it for the money is a poor one, any doctor who's in it to help people is in it for the right reasons. And by aiding the revolution, they're healing the whole country!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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