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Lrn2swim
Topic Started: Jun 21 2009, 12:06 AM (214 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless [radio edit]ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any [radio edit]ing time. Any [radio edit]ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless [radio edit]ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any [radio edit]ing time. Any [radio edit]ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mum's gonna fix it all soon.
Mum's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

[radio edit] L Ron Hubbard and
[radio edit] all his clones.
[radio edit] all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

[radio edit] retro anything.
[radio edit] your tattoos.
[radio edit] all you junkies and
[radio edit] your short memory.

Learn to swim.

[radio edit] smiley glad-hands,
With hidden agendas.
[radio edit] these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mum please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it come down.
Come down.
Suck it down.
Flush it down.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

NO U

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

*cough*Boyd*cough*
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