Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| When people are stupid, obnoxious or daft; And you feel that you had quite enough | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 11 2009, 01:48 PM (599 Views) | |
| The Grim Lich | Jun 11 2009, 01:48 PM Post #1 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second - so it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour In a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars It's a hundred thousand light years side to side It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick - But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide. We're thirty thousand miles from galactic central point We go 'round every two hundred million years And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz. As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Jun 11 2009, 01:53 PM Post #2 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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lol |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Jun 11 2009, 02:02 PM Post #3 |
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Wifey
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That doesn't help. I don't think you quite realise how stupid, daft, and obnoxious my friends can be. =P |
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| The Grim Lich | Jun 11 2009, 02:04 PM Post #4 |
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It's an "or" there, it's not meant to remedy all of them
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| Calibrations | Jun 11 2009, 03:42 PM Post #5 |
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cock ninja
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That's weird. I just wondered how fast the Earth moves round the sun about 20 minutes ago. Seriously. |
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| Moose | Jun 11 2009, 04:54 PM Post #6 |
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Spirit
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So what happens when you get to the end of the earth, do you just fall off? |
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| Fluff | Jun 12 2009, 07:09 PM Post #7 |
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The Temple Asshole
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No, you come out on the other side like in Pac-man. |
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| Kiki | Jun 18 2009, 06:06 PM Post #8 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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My roomates locked our hotel key in the room four times in a single day. |
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| Fluff | Jun 19 2009, 04:31 PM Post #9 |
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The Temple Asshole
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