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When people are stupid, obnoxious or daft; And you feel that you had quite enough
Topic Started: Jun 11 2009, 01:48 PM (599 Views)
The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second - so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick -
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand miles from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz.
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

lol
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

That doesn't help. I don't think you quite realise how stupid, daft, and obnoxious my friends can be. =P
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

It's an "or" there, it's not meant to remedy all of them :P
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

That's weird. I just wondered how fast the Earth moves round the sun about 20 minutes ago. Seriously.
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Moose
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So what happens when you get to the end of the earth, do you just fall off?
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The Temple Asshole

No, you come out on the other side like in Pac-man.
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Kiki Martius Chantico

My roomates locked our hotel key in the room four times in a single day.
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The Temple Asshole

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