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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Post something random about yourself. And you can't repeat anything that you or another person's said.

I can raise one eyebrow.
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I can't whistle.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I can't roll my Rs.
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I never feel hungry in the morning.
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I have scoliosis.
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I can curl my tongue.
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I have really bad balance.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I can dislocate my wrists.
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My penis is 17 inches long.
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I can't sing.
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I'm the only person in my family who has dark hair and blue eyes.
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My brother lied when he said I was adopted, as my siblings and I look extremely alike.
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I can't draw unless it's copying. Even then, it might turn out badly. >_>;
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I don't get sunburnt =P
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I have a lisp, but only a few people ever notice it. O_o
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