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I forgot I had this.
Topic Started: Jun 6 2009, 05:05 AM (856 Views)
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So, here it is. A Cbox convo from April that I was told to save and post. I don't have all of it, but I forget if the missing part was interesting. But, I remember waking up to Draco talking about chocolate bras, so I bet it was. Blame Dancer for it not being here. Anyways...



Necare: YES SOMETHING HAPPY HAPPENED I HAZ COFFEE!
Sundancer: For you. You're very um... Well, hyper would be one way to put it.
Boyd: Jump her in both, I guess. Whatever you wanna do.
Necare: WELL DUH
Necare: I WANNA HAVE MORE COFFEE
Averell Rigelus: ...and I thought me drugged up was crazy.
Draco: OKAY GUYS
Necare: WELL REALLY I'M JUST TALKING IN ALLCAPS WHICH MAKES THIS SEEM WORSE THAN IT REALLY IS
Necare: OR BETTER DEPENDING ON YOUR PERSPECTIVE
Draco: NECARE, YOU ON COFFEE AN' ME ON PEPSI AND BOYD ON MEDS IN A CHAT
Draco: GOGOGOGO1
Kyuuzai: THEY DO SAY USING CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU COOLER. SO WHY NOT?
Boyd: I'm down.
Draco: BOYD CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Draco: BE COOL LIKE US
Necare: AWESOME DRACO
Necare: YOU SRS
Necare: I HOPE YOU ARE
Boyd: Eh? Are you high again? o_O
Ninja: I AM MADE OF NINJA BLOOD CELLS
Ninja: AND OTHER NINJA BODY PARTS.

Sundancer: You're not in WUT? >.>
Averell Rigelus: But yeah, the painkillers are messing with my mind.
Kyuuzai: MY TIMEZONE IS NOT RIDICULOUS. ITS ONLY MISUNDERSTOOD
Necare: BECAUSE WE'RE OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Necare: WAIT THAT MADE NO SENSE
Kyuuzai: IT'S ACTUALLY VERY FRIENDLY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER
Cantaloupe: I'm not high. But, I could try.
Necare: WAIT I DON'T CARE
Averell Rigelus: I've been listening to Michael Jackson songs all weekend.
Sundancer: o.o
Kyuuzai: SHUT UP, NECARE. MY CAPS LOCK IS BETTER THAN YOURS
Necare: WHAT THE F U C K AVERELL EVERYONE SHUN HIM
Averell Rigelus: MY CAPS LOCK >J00.
Necare: NO U
Sundancer: You're personifying... Your timezone? Ky's going a lttle loopy too.
Averell Rigelus: I CALL MY CAPS LOCK HITLER BECAUSE IT HATES J00.
Kyuuzai: NO U
Kyuuzai: GODWINS LAW
Averell Rigelus: NOT WHEN I PURPOSELY DID IT, KYU.
Necare: MURPHY'S LAW
Necare: GUESS WHO INVENTED IT THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS ME
Sundancer: >_> You people are all crazy.
Boyd: **** Murphy's law =/
Kyuuzai: SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT CALLED MURPHY, THAT'S A LIE
Draco: 'Ere, break it up, break it up. You lot are being far too silly.
Boyd: Relax, Dancer. It's not like Draco's on Pepsi again.
Necare: I CAN FIX THAT
Draco: TRY IT!
Boyd: Here we go again \_(o_O)_/
Cantaloupe: HEY GUYS YOU ALL SUCK. I AM AWESOME.
Sundancer: She certainly seems like she is

Draco: On my birthday, let's have an experiment: Is Draco crazier on booze or on Pepsi?
Cantaloupe: I bet you anything it's boozw.
Sundancer: You call that an experiment?
Boyd: YES
Cantaloupe: *booe
Boyd: Let's do it on your birthday, Draco! =D
Draco: Boyd, are you doing that on purpose?
Cantaloupe: What the *Samuel L. Jackson*!
Cantaloupe: *booze
Averell Rigelus: STOP TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOUR 'GIRLFRIEND', BOYD.
Boyd: Huh? Doing what?
Boyd: What did I do? D:
Kyuuzai: We totally need to have a drugged conversation on Skype someday. Hearing everyone's cracked voices would just make it more hilarious.
Cantaloupe: YES.
Boyd: XD
Necare: I DON'T DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
Boyd: *kicks Necare*
Necare: BUT I COULD DOWN A FEW GALLONS OF COFFEE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Averell Rigelus: I DO, SOMETIMES.
Cantaloupe: We said drugs, Necare. Not booze.
Necare: CRAP I USED A PERIOD THAT'S PROPER PUNCTUATION IT MUST BE WEARING OFF

Cantaloupe: That said, **** YEAH WHO WANTS SOME BEER?
Necare: DRACO SAID BOOZE
Draco: =P
Necare: THERE SHOULD BE BOOZE
Averell Rigelus: DRACO, YOU NEED TO TRY JAMESON.
Averell Rigelus: THAT'S SOME STRONG ****.
Cantaloupe: Coffee contains caffine, which is addicting.
Necare: JAMESON IS CRUSTY AND OLD AND HATES SPIDER-MAN THEREFORE HE SUCKS
Draco: MAYBE I WILL
Cantaloupe: And booze contains alcohol, which could also be addicting.
Boyd: Chocolate also contains caffine.
Draco: XD
Necare: DON'T TRY HIM DRACO AVERELL IS TRYING TO BE EVIL
Draco: NECARE YOU TOTALLY WIN
Boyd: It's addicting as hell >.>
Draco: *loves Spidey*
Boyd: Draco if you aren't on Pepsi, drink some now >>
Necare: REALLY I DO THANKS
Cantaloupe: So, chocolate is booze?
Necare: I LOVE SPIDEY TOO BUT VENOM AND CARNAGE ARE AWESOMER PREDICTABLE AREN'T I
Draco: No.
Averell Rigelus: JAMESON IS A SCOTCH.
Kyuuzai: Chocolate contains some substance that makes you feel good. Hence the addiction.
Averell Rigelus: AND WE ALL KNOW SCOTTISH PEOPLE KNOW THEIR BOOZE.
Draco: I think I should go to bed now.
Draco: I've got a big day tomorrow.
Boyd: lolIdunno. But I'm probably addicted to chocolate >.>
Averell Rigelus: THE STIMULANT IN CHOCOLATE IS VERY SIMILAR TO CAFFEINE.
Cantaloupe: I thought it was Irish, Elph.
Boyd: Well, good night, Draco :3
Necare: OKAY DRACO BUT REMEMBER THE PEPSI AND BOOZE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Cantaloupe: Oh wait, they both drink alot.
Kyuuzai: ABSINTHE
Cantaloupe: Draco should make a Pepsi cocktail.
Averell Rigelus: IT IS.
Necare: AND MY CYBERSEX THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART WE NEED TO MAKE BOYD CRY
Cantaloupe: On her birthday.
Averell Rigelus: DRUGS ARE MESSING WITH MY MIND.
Cantaloupe: I'M ON CRACK.
Averell Rigelus: PEPSI AND CAPTAIN MORGAN IS GOOD.
Averell Rigelus: SO IS PEPSI AND JACK DANIELS.
Cantaloupe: AND THEN I'M GONNA GET LAID

Boyd: **** YOU AND YOUR CYBERSEX! D:
Cantaloupe: AND THEN GET LAID SOME MORE
Kyuuzai: I'LL PAY TO WATCH BOYD CRY AT THAT, NECARE
Cantaloupe: THEN I'M GONNA GET LAID AGAIN
Necare: YES BOYD THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Cantaloupe: CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT
Sundancer: See, I'd say it's the drugs that make you see these people say such things, but I'm not high and I'm seeing it too.
Cantaloupe: GETTING ****ED
Averell Rigelus: SHOULD I START CALLING YOU BRICK, SHADOW?
Cantaloupe: HELL YEAH
Averell Rigelus: IF YOU GET LAID SO MUCH?
Cantaloupe: I GET LAID ALL THE TIME
Kyuuzai: So, I heard there's this species of mice that start having sex minutes after they're born and just keep going.
Sundancer: So, people are saving this conversation, right?
Draco: We can only hope so.
Draco: Good night.
Cantaloupe: POWERDATING POWERSLEEPING POWERSEXING POWERCYBERSEX POWERBABIES I'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES
Kyuuzai: They apparently never eat, sleep or drink. Just sex till death. Which comes rather soon.
Cantaloupe: 400 BABIES!
Boyd: 'Night, Draco :3
Boyd: XD Kyuuzai XD
Kyuuzai: Later, Draco.
Cantaloupe: Night, Draco.

Averell Rigelus: SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK'N'ROLL.
Averell Rigelus: GOOD ****.
Kyuuzai: I'm serious. I remember watching a documentary a few year ago. >_<
Cantaloupe: It's like the mice version of bacteria. Only with sex.
Kyuuzai: YEARS*. SCREW YOU, KEYBOARD
Necare: SWEET
Cantaloupe: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH
Averell Rigelus: OKAY I'M GOING FOR A WHILE BUT I SHOULD BE BACK.
Cantaloupe: I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: HUGE SUCCESS!
Averell Rigelus: SO, IN CLOSING...
Averell Rigelus: I'LL BE BACK
Sundancer: >_> I took a helluva lot of screenshots.
Cantaloupe: THE INERNET IS FOR PORN
Cantaloupe: THE INERNET IS FOR PORN
Boyd: Effin' saved.
Cantaloupe: GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK
Cantaloupe: FOR PORN PORN PORN!
Cantaloupe: asdf
Cantaloupe: ad
Cantaloupe: asf
Cantaloupe: asf
Cantaloupe: dasd
Cantaloupe: das
Cantaloupe: sdfad
Cantaloupe: asdfa

Sundancer: Aw, then what'd I go and take all the screenshots for?
Kyuuzai: KEEP THE SCREENSHOTS, BOYD'S UNRELIABLE
Boyd: Because you could, Dancer :3
Necare: I LOVE YOU SO F U C K I N G MUCH TEMPLE
Boyd: I don't think I got all of it though. Keep your screenshots.
Necare: AND I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS TOO
Boyd: YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME
Necare: ACTUALLY NO THAT'S A LIE I HATE ALL OF YOU BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARDS
Kyuuzai: HE ADMITTED THAT WHEN HE USED A BROKEN CONDOM
Necare: EXCEPT YOU SUN YOU'RE HAWT
Cantaloupe: Night everyone, I gotta go.
Sundancer: Bet you Shadow got cbox banned or something.
Kyuuzai: SCREW YOU NECARE I HATE YOU TOO
Boyd: 'Night, Shads.
Kyuuzai: SEE YOU, SHAD.
Sundancer: >_> Nevar mind. Bye, Shads.
Necare: BUT KYUUZAI I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
Necare: WAIT
Sundancer: I'm 'hawt', am I, Neccy?
Necare: IT'S BOYD ISN'T IT WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM YOU WHORE HE'S MINE

Jackal: Has **** gone out of control in my absence?
Necare: YES SUN YES YOU ARE
Kyuuzai: I KNOW, I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I LOVE YOU
Necare: S H I T WAS ALWAYS OUT CONTROL JAX EVEN IN YOUR PRESENCE
Sundancer: It's okay, you've both still got me.
Kyuuzai: BUT I LOVE BOYD TOO SO STAY AWAY FROM HIM
Boyd: o.o
Sundancer: Jackal, everybody's just going crazy.
Boyd: YOU ALL GET OFFA ME! D:
Chrono Ivan: why is this capslock I don't even
BOYD/SUNDANCER/NECARE/KYUUZAI
Chrono Ivan: haha dogpile boyd cuz he sux
Necare: THIS IS THE TRUTH AND IT WILL BE ACCEPTED
Boyd: REAL MEN USE SHIFT
Necare: OR WE'LL ADD YOU TO THE SHIP
Kyuuzai: HELL YES THAT PAIRING IS WIN
Chrono Ivan: ew that image fills me with vomit no wait my stomach does that to food I eat
Sundancer: XDDDDDDD
Boyd: *tackles Chrono*
Chrono Ivan: good thing only boyd knows my berserk button haha
Chrono Ivan: when u don't use punctuation it sounds like you're hyper am i rite?
Boyd: *huggles Pamela* :3
Necare: CAPS LOCK WORKS TOO
Necare: COMBINE THEM FOR TWICE THE AWESOME AND TWICE THE HYPER
Boyd: NO PAMELA FOR YOU CHRONO
Sundancer: Both is best. :3
Kyuuzai: SOMEONE HURRY UP AND NAME THAT SHIP, DAMN IT
Chrono Ivan: MENTION PAMELA ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL JOIN THE TALIBAN JUST FOR A CHANCE TO KILL YOU
Necare: SUN I AM NOTICING A DISTINCT LACK OF WUT? POSTAGE COMING FROM YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Chrono Ivan: i mean 'lol no'


This was like, almost 10 pages in word and took me an hour to copy and paste line by line. So, I want a hug! D:

Preferably from a female. Come on! I worked hard! D:
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King of Pirates

*slaps Boyd*
BITCHNO.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Lol'd hard. <3 Chat room.
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Peakay
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me IRL

*Slaps Boyd*
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uh oh

I remember this shit. Wasn't in the chatroom. >_>
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Incorrigible

Lol, CBox.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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I'd rather be outside.

Lol, chatroom.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

So I played Monty Python Fluxx for the first time last night. It was a lot of fun.
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cock ninja

Aww, Boyd wants a hug. ^__^
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solbowz Aurarius

I said this was the Cbox. Why the confusion? o.O

Does this mean I get a hug? *hugs Sacra anyway* :3
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Adachi is not amused.

I miss all the fun stuff. *angst*
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Stargazer

Blame me? Blame ME? Hey, I still HAVE those screenshots and I could take the time to type it out from this eleven centimetre screen... but I don't have the time!

Nah, I'm kidding, though actually it is really tedius trying to reverse things and type it out at the same time from this tiny thing. I've also got several (useless since they're on my iPod) cbox convos saved, so just tell me the date of it and I can try finding it.
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uh oh

Candle Jack
Jun 6 2009, 06:32 PM
I said this was the Cbox. Why the confusion? o.O

Does this mean I get a hug? *hugs Sacra anyway* :3

Now I know why you're so bad with women.
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solbowz Aurarius

Because all the girls around me are useless whores except for the one I'm dating? >_>
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cock ninja

I'm a useless whore? *doesn't hug Boyd*
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solbowz Aurarius

Hm...maybe that's what Shadow meant >_>

I meant the girls in RL were, Sacra, sorry >>
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cock ninja

;_;

*goes to listen to Linkin Park*
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solbowz Aurarius

Sorry >>

It's from like, April 22nd I think Dancer.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Pats Sacra*

Don't worry marm, he's just a rascally varmint.

*Tips hat and rides off into the sunset*
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uh oh

Kind of funny how evidence of my statement appeared right after I made it. I'd say ironic, but I don't know how it'd be ironic.
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