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| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Adnarel | May 28 2009, 11:36 AM Post #21 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Incoherance, blind blabberings, generally divided into the meaning of things, it all here. Spam is allowed full unrestricted access to here, so beware. |
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| Calibrations | May 28 2009, 04:14 PM Post #22 |
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| Gilgamesh | May 28 2009, 04:54 PM Post #23 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Why can you not accept the ideal world I have envisioned? --- Why can't you consider the world that the ideal I received? |
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| simplechild | May 28 2009, 06:40 PM Post #24 |
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My only feel is murder
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Give me liberty or give me death! 給我自由,毋寧死 Meme liberty or give me death! It's actually supposed to be "Me me", though. Dunno how that worked out. |
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| Effex | May 28 2009, 07:54 PM Post #25 |
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The King in Tartan
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If time is the best teacher there is... why does it kill all it's students? 如果時間是最好的老師有...為什麼殺死所有的學生? If time is the best teacher there is ... Why kill all of the students? HOLD A SECOND HERE. THAT MADE SENSE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! If all else fails, stop using all else. 如果所有这些都不奏效,停止使用一切。 If all else fails, stop using all. No seriously. Stop making sense. I want you to be FUNNY, not coherent! Fine. TRY THIS.
<DrFann> As of this moment, I formal control Miku Kivu in my Palm. <DrFann> And so many other countless I harems. <Tony> You? And Temple? <Tony> Ha ha! * DrFann kicked Tony (*个唱! *) * DrFann has joined # zerovirus <Tony> Trying to laugh ... but ... yes ah ... <DrFann> You'll be amazed to how to control the feeling of awe-inspiring so many people to your whim. Temple is a fine <Tony> your interesting ... Why <DrFann> yes. Yes. <Tony> Not bloody likely .. <Tony> You will never have a temple ... if you do not, you will do it right! <Nightmare> Micro - <DrFann> Do it? <Tony> Full ... Quote comes from other people who are awesome. |
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| Crash | May 28 2009, 09:40 PM Post #26 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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Your lives that I now spit on are but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid Your life, now I just spit a cartoon drawn by a child who is stupid! I AM ERROR. I was wrong. I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo! (translated to Japanese instead since Piston Honda is Japanese) I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo to win! (This one confuses me. How did it know that's what I meant?) Join the Nintendo Fun Club today! Mac. Nintendo Entertainment to join the club today! Mac. In A.D. 2101 War was beginning. Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's you !! CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your base are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say !! CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time. CATS: Ha ha ha ha.... Operator: Captain !! * Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'ZIG'. Captain: For great justice. In A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What happen? Mechanic: Someone who I will set up a bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What! Operator: Please turn on the main screen. (this line somehow improved??) Captain: That's you! ! Cats: A gentleman and how! Cats: base are belong to us all. Cats: There are ways to destroy you. Captain: What you say! Cats: There is a chance to earn your time. Cats: Ha ha ha .... Operator: Captain! ! * Captain: Take off every zig '! ! Captain: You know that? Captain: 'zig move'. Captain: For great justice. |
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| Adnarel | May 29 2009, 01:46 AM Post #27 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Laughed hard at this.
And this. |
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| FireEmblemGuy | May 29 2009, 07:01 PM Post #28 |
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That and the Indestructible lyrics won so hard. Now this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia, born and raised; on a playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and mom got scared she said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought "Nah forget it... Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to cab "Yo Homes Smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on the throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Now the story, it was all about how my life was turned upside down, I would like to just sit there a minute, I will tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised; The playground, I spent most of my days. Cold, apricots, all calm and relaxed all shooting some B ball Out-of-school When a couple of players they are not good, Began to create trouble, I neighbors I struggle in a small and frightened mother, she said, "You are with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air." 吹罚more than a taxi in and around the time License plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If so I can say this cab is rare, but I think "Luo forget ... Bel-Air home yo!" I put the house up to about 7 or 8, I shouted to the driver's cab "Yo home smell Asia later!" I looked at my kingdom, I finally have Sitting on the throne of the Prince of Bel-Air. |
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| The Phantom Squee | May 29 2009, 08:39 PM Post #29 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I love how "harem" translates into "Temple." |
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| Crash | May 29 2009, 11:22 PM Post #30 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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In the year of 200X, a super robot named Megaman was created. Dr. Light created Megaman to stop the evil desires of Dr. Wily. However, after his defeat, Dr. Wily created eight of his own robots to counter Megaman. In this year's 200X, a super robot named Megaman was created. Dr. Light created Megaman to stop the evil Dr. Wily wishes. However, the failure of their own, resulting in Dr. Wily's eight robots of his own to deal with MEGAMAN. |
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| Enro | May 30 2009, 02:31 AM Post #31 |
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Sol Aurarius
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Welcome! May your stay here be long and glorious, much like Kraden's Beard! The good one for coming! Its stay, also can be longitudinally and splendourful like Kraden' here; S of the perforation! |
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| Effex | Jun 1 2009, 06:51 PM Post #32 |
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The King in Tartan
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So very fitting, isn't it? |
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| Crash | Jul 20 2009, 09:54 PM Post #33 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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It was a triumph. Note that I am here: a great success. It is to overstate my satisfaction is difficult. Aperture science We shall we? We can. Is for us all. Excluding those who died. But no point crying all the failures. Are trying to just run out of cake. And science is done. It is a clean gun. Who is still alive. I'm not angry, too. I will be honest, now. Nevertheless, you broke my heart. I died. And my work destroyed. The pieces all thrown into the fire. As for the happy, and I burned for your injury! The current data, these points will make a beautiful line. We're out of beta. Have been released so far. So, I think. I'm on fire. We have all learned to think Person is alive. Please, leave me. I want to stay in me. You can find the help to someone else perhaps. Maybe Black Mesa It was a joke. Mother. FAT chance. Anyway, this big cake. It is moist and delicious. Look at me still talking When science and things like that. I see it, I'm happy. I experiment to perform. Is research to be done. Who is still alive. And, I believe I am still alive. I'm doing science and I am still alive. I feel fantastic and I was still alive. I will have to die while still alive. I'm still alive when killed. Still alive |
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| Momentime | Jul 20 2009, 10:17 PM Post #34 |
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The following is Repercussions of Evil translated. John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. 约翰Stalvern等待。他上面的灯光闪烁,并引发了空中。有魔鬼的基础。他没有看到他们,但现在他们预计年。他警告Cernel朝鲜没有listenend到现在已经为时太晚。得太迟,现在反正。 约翰是一个海洋空间的十四年。年轻时,他观看了飞船,他说,爸爸我要成为爸爸的船只。 爸爸说: 不!你将4号恶魔 曾经有一段时间,他相信他。随后,他oldered他停了下来。但是,现在在国际空间站基地的UAC他知道有恶魔。 这是朝鲜无线电crackered 。 你必须打击的恶魔! 因此,约翰gotted他palsma步枪和炸毁了墙上。 他会杀死美国说的恶魔 我会开枪,他说: cyberdemon和他的火箭发射导弹。约翰plasmaed他,并试图袭击他。但随后的最高限额下降,他们被困,并不能杀死。 不!我必须杀人恶魔他喊道 这家电台说不,约翰。您是恶魔 然后约翰是一个僵尸 John Stalvern wait. Flashing his lights above, resulting in the air. There are the basis of the devil. He did not see them, but now they expected. Cernel He warned North Korea not to listenend is now too late. Too late now anyway. John is an ocean of space fourteen years. When he was young, he watched the spacecraft, he said that his father "I want to be his father's vessel." Dad said: "No! You the devil will be on the 4th" There was a time when he believed him. He then stopped his oldered. However, based on the International Space Station UAC has the devil he knows. "This is North Korea," the radio crackered. "You must fight the devil!" Therefore, he gotted John palsma rifles and blew up the wall. "He will kill the United States," said the devil "I will open fire, he said:" cyberdemon and his rocket-firing missiles. John plasmaed him, and tried to attack him. However, the subsequent decline in the maximum amount, they were trapped and can not be killed. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the devil" And then John was a zombie Well, at least it got the last line right. |
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| Crash | Jul 20 2009, 10:25 PM Post #35 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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THE GARM ESSAY!!!! Garm is the Sacred Twin black axe of Grado. Garm is S-Ranked, meaning a unit must have an S-Rank in axes to use it. Due to the fact that a unit can only one S-Rank, a, say, a Warrior must choose between S-Ranking Bows or S-Ranking Axes. However, I slightly lied. Lyon can S-Rank both Dark Magic and Staves. In Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin no Tsurugi, a unit can S-Rank all possible weapons it can use. Therefore, a FE6 unit, to be specific, a FE6 Paladin, the best of which is Zealot, could use Garm, Audhulma, and Vidofnir. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. A FE6 unit could not use Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones weapons. However, it can use FE6 weapons. Therefore, it can use the Armads, Durandal, and Malte. However, it can not use all three at once, unless the game has been significantly altered and the Paladin has three arms. But that's slightly off-topic, I digress. We are talking about FE8 because we are on the FE8 board. The possible wielders of Garm are, in order of appearance, Gilliam, Franz, Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Forde, Amelia, Duessel, Gerik, Dozla, Caellach, and Fado. Quite a large portion of FE8's cast can use Garm. However, many of these units can only use axes post-promotion, therefore increasing the difficulty of getting them an S-Rank in axes. It can be done easier, however, if you use the Devil Axe. The Devil Axe gives 8 times as much axe weapon experience as most other axes or most other weapons. However, the Devil Axe is very heavy and very innaccurate. Also, it can backfire and do damage to the user equal to the damage it would've done to the opponent. The Devil Axe is risky but it has a good potential benefit for the user. Garm gives a +5 bonus to Speed. This is good because many of the potential Garm wielders could benefit from the boost. In appearance of order, I mean order of appearance, they are Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Duessel, Dozla, Caellach and Fado. None of them have good Speed. The stereotypical axe user often lacks Speed. A notable exception to this is Dart from Fire Emblem 7: Rekka no Ken. Dart has an impressive Speed stat, so giving Dart the Garm axe would increase his Speed to make it quite high. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. Please punish me in a kinky way. Back to what I was saying. Dart cannot use Garm, despite the fact that the only weapon type he can use, let alone S-Rank, is axes. Why, you ask? Garm does nto, I mean, not, exist in FE7. However, Basilikos does. Basilikos could be considered an inferior version of Garm. I'm sorry, but I am digressing from the point I am trying to make. Please reprimand me if I do this again. Garm is acquired upon completing Eirika's Chapter 15: Scorched Sand or Ephraim's Chapter 14: Father and Son. Interestingly, the son does not appear during the Chapter. I'm sorry, i, I mean I, slightly lied again. The son, Lyon, appears in conversation scenes before and after the main conflict in Father and Son. However, I am slightly digressing. Upon completion of said Chapter(s), Garm, along with Gleipnir, are added to the main character's inventory. However, something interesting happens when the main character's inventory is full. I am sorry, what happens isn't very interesting. Something truly interesting does happen when the main character's inventory and the Supply convoy is full. In the first instance, you will have to send two of the main character's items to Supply, and you will have to discard two of the main character's items in the latter circumstance. This creates the interesting paradox where the sacred relics of Grado can be simply discarded. This is interesting because such powerful items, two of the eight used to defeat the feared Demon King, are merely thrown away.I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. SMACK MY ASS BABY! DO IT NOW! Only seven of those items can be used against the Demon King. Latona, the Holy Staff of Rausten, cannot be used against the Demon King because it is a staff that heals all of your units except the one who uses it. However, it has little strategic use because getting one of your units to S-Rank Staves is worthless. I'm sorry, I digressed yet again. Please discipline me, Master. Black is the twin axes of GARUMUGURADO sacred. Garm seconds, the required S - means the unit for use in rank-axis. Rank is one of only seconds to tell the truth, the second soldier - or bow Ranking S - you must choose either the Axis ranking. However, I just lied to. S can be Lyon - both of dark magic and stave ranking plural. Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin剣山the second can be - can be used to rank all weapons. Therefore, FE6 unit, FE6 Paladin, the best example of religious fanaticism, Garm, Audhulma, Vidofnir may be used. Sorry, I just told a lie again. FE6 Fire Emblem Unit 8: I was unable to use weapons of sacred stones. However, FE6 weapons can be used. Therefore, Armads, Durandal, Malte, you can use. Unless, that is a significant change in three games but the Paladin has three arms, at one time, all three are not one to use. However, it is a little off topic, I digress. FE8 because we are on board that we are talking about FE8. Possible wielders of Garm, appearance, Gilliam, Franz, Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Ford, Amelia, Duessel, Gerik, Dozla, Caellach, by fado. FE8's cast can use Garm most significant. However, only the axis of the unit to promote the postseason, you can use S - degree of difficulty of getting Rank in the axis has become. But easy to do when using the AX devil. As many other weapons and many other axis AX devil can experience eight arms fold axes. However, very innaccurate AX devil, very heavy. The harm to the user, the damage to equal the damage done to the opponent. AX devil is dangerous, and the potential benefit to the user good. Garm speed, giving a bonus of +5. This is a potential Garm wielders of the many that benefit from the boost is good. The appearance of order, order of appearance, Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Duessel, Dozla, fado Caellach it said. There is also a good speed? Ax, user stereotypes often lacking in speed. This exception FAIAEMUBUREMUDATO 7: The Sword of Flame. We dart, dart to quite high, and gives an impressive total of Garm speed and increase the speed of his axes. Sorry, I just told a lie again. Punish me in a way that the desired transformation. Back to my story. DATOGARUMU, the fact that the second will only be able to use the only weapon type - ranking, despite being a shaft, can not be used. Why do I hear? Garm does not, instead I mean to exist in FE7. However, Basilikos. Garm Basilikos could be considered under the version. I'm sorry, but from the point of me trying to digressing. If you do again, I will rebuke me please. The Eirika Garm is acquired upon completion of 15 chapters: the first 14 chapters of the burning sand and Ephraim: Father and son. It is interesting, the chapter will not see his son. I'm sorry, I, I, I told a lie again in a few means. Son, Lyon, appears in the main conflict of father and son scene before and after the conversation. But I am digressing and a little bit. Upon completion of the chapter (s), Garm, Gleipnir along, he said adding that the main character's inventory. However, something interesting, and caused the full inventory of the main characters. I'm very interesting in what happens I am sorry. When something really happens, it is interesting and full of go-power main character's inventory. In the first example, to power two items will have to send one of the main characters, the latter two situations, you must destroy the main character's items. It is created you can simply dispose of the sacred ruins of the interesting paradox Grad. Powerful for such products, one concern, and to use the defeat of the demon king, just a shame away.I 'm throwing, I told a lie again in this interesting bit. SUMAKKUMAIASUBEBI! What is it now! 7 you can only use one item for the Devil King. The staff Latona, the Holy Staff Rausten, the devil is not used for the Kingdom, healing the mind, and with the exception of the one used for all units. To get the S rank in one of your plurals to stave is worthless, and you use a little strategy. Sorry, I have yet again digressed. Please discipline me, Master. EDIT: Totally missed the fact that someone already posted this. But my version is better anyway, so oh well. The other one doesn't say SUMAKKUMAIASUBEBI! For SMACK MY ASS BABY! |
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| The Phantom Squee | Jul 20 2009, 10:31 PM Post #36 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | Jul 20 2009, 10:40 PM Post #37 |
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Awoo!
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快速是各種各樣的地位作用,使您在下次積極反過來。快速的地位可以得到具有拼寫'快速'成功投下你或具有反應能力的批判快速觸發。觸發臨界快速發生在單位有能力裝備收到損害,使他們根據20 %的最高惠普。 雖然可能不是批判快速似乎有很大的情況下,這是最好的反應能力的遊戲。為更依賴的方式獲得快速,了解它的800名太平紳士的時間法師技能。快速費用24議員可能有點昂貴,但像樣的速度( 25 )和體面的公式( targetsfaith * castersfaith * (馬140 ) )。鑽機一些星座之間的兼容性和快速的組可以非常可靠的和充滿使用樂趣。 快速可反映(儘管不是數學技能) ,但最有趣的事情,那就是這樣做可能會適得其反Magicked !嚴重的是,這驚嘆號不是假的,應該是一個時期,我實際使用獲得暈眩在考慮這一點。看看法術,可反Magicked : -所有的黑魔法除消防4 ,雪4 ,和螺栓4 -羅馬,羅馬教廷黑暗 -陰陽魔術除了祈禱信仰和懷疑信仰 -慢,慢2 ,不要動,快速,停止,黛咪,黛咪2 ,流星 -生物,生物2 ,生物3 -融化,龍捲風,地震 -攻擊灌救槍,冰川郡,噴槍 Ramza : 恢復丟失的時間在一個螺旋線!快! Fast is a wide range of status and role, so that you at the next active turn. Quick status can be spelled with a 'Quick' successfully cast or your ability to respond rapidly to trigger criticism. Rapid occurrence of the trigger threshold has the ability and equipment in the unit received damage, 20% of them in accordance with the highest HP. While criticism may not seem very fast, this is the best response capability in the game. Rely more on the way to get fast, understand its Justices of the Peace 800 Master the skills of the time. Quick costs 24 Members may be a bit expensive, but decent speed (25) and a decent formula (targetsfaith * castersfaith * (MA 140)). Rig some compatibility between Constellation and the group can be very fast and reliable and full of fun to use. Quick can be reflected (though not the math skills), but the most interesting things that may be counterproductive to do so Magicked! Seriously, that exclamation point is not fake, it should be for a period of time, I actually get dizzy when considering the use of this. Look at the magic, can be anti-Magicked: - In addition to all the black magic of Fire 4, Ice 4, and Bolt 4 - Rome, the Holy See, the dark - Yin-Yang magic prayer of faith and doubt in addition to faith - Slow, slow 2, do not move fast, stop, Demi, Demi 2, Meteor - Biological, bio-2, bio-3 - Melting, tornadoes, earthquakes - To fight the gun attack, Glacier County, gun Ramza: "the restoration of lost time in a spiral line! Faster!" |
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