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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Spork.
Topic Started: May 23 2009, 10:36 PM (665 Views)
simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*worships :kraden:*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

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:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*worships :kraden:*
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

I own a spork. My mum gave it to me as a Christmas present. It's awesome!
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Shiroi Jigoku
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Dracobolt
May 24 2009, 03:01 PM
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:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:

*converts to Haruhiism on the simple basis that their God is most ceratainly hotter than previous God*
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Haruhi+kraden=???
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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RyuKenshin
May 24 2009, 08:51 AM
Haruhi+kraden=???

1. Two gods.
2. One spork.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

I WORSHIP RUM
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Haruhi would be annilihated by Kraden.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

HARUHIISM FTW
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Enro
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Hsruhi is unworthy! We are all unworthy!
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