Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:58 PM (5,239 Views) | |
| Dracobolt | May 22 2009, 07:58 PM Post #1 |
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Incorrigible
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Spam topic for the Luna Clan!
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:02 PM Post #2 |
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*waffles*
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| Tlephle | May 22 2009, 08:15 PM Post #3 |
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The match starts. Captain falcon dashes towards you. The numbers on the timer read: 00:00:94. Captain Falcon sets you up with his infinite supply of combos. Maybe its Dair --> Nair --> KNEE or Uthrow --> Utilt--> Forward B--> KNEE or maybe even FALCON PUNCH--> KNEE if he's especially pumped that day but no matter what, two things always happen. First off, always ends it with a KNEE and secondly, he always ends it. But what exactly goes into the car battery KNEE of captain falcon? Its a truly "electrifying" account. The electricity produced by the KNEE of Captain Falcon completely destroys his opponents. He summons an insane amount of voltage that numbers 10^1337 power. He mentally calls forth electricity from Zeus' personal thunderbolt stash, every rubber balloon and wool factory, 58 Raichus, and a generator the size of Jupiter. He compacts all of that power into a small, concentrated hitbox on his KNEE. Captain Falcon doesn't stop there though, his KNEE joint is the densest fusion of bone ever recorded. His KNEE bones are so hard, when he didn't tie his shoes as a kid, he tripped and the place he fell at is known today as the Mariana Trench. But before any of this happens, Captain Falcon must take his approach... He steps, a small earthquake, he steps again, another earthquake, step, earthquake, step, earthquake, step, earthquake, leap! The earth is pressed down slightly. The KNEE flies toward you! CONNECT! You die. Your adventure ends here. No continue for 5 coins and your score getting cut in half. No other options but to start reading the book again and hope that you choose a better adventure next time through. Captain Falcon's KNEE: The Only Tier |
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:19 PM Post #4 |
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I didn't read any of that, because time is of the essence here and reading it would waste time.
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:21 PM Post #5 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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FINALLY ABLE TO MAKE FIRST POST D: |
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:22 PM Post #6 |
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YOUR COMPUTER BETTER STOP BEING A BITCH.
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:23 PM Post #7 |
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*replies back* |
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| Tlephle | May 22 2009, 08:23 PM Post #8 |
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☂
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:24 PM Post #9 |
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Rargh, I want something to work with. Iskveda! Get your ass in here!
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:24 PM Post #10 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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*posts* |
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:24 PM Post #11 |
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Quit spamming, dammit! ...Wait.
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:24 PM Post #12 |
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Haha, picture <3 |
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:26 PM Post #13 |
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We're coming for you, Mercury.
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:26 PM Post #14 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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lolCfalcon~ |
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| Tlephle | May 22 2009, 08:26 PM Post #15 |
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☂
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:27 PM Post #16 |
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Foxes or hawks/falcons/eagles. Which is better?
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:27 PM Post #17 |
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The Fallen Duchess
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KILL ALL CLANS c'ept ours. <3 |
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| Necare | May 22 2009, 08:28 PM Post #18 |
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Luna can't be killed. We are the demons.
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| Tlephle | May 22 2009, 08:28 PM Post #19 |
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Hard to decide. Those are all pretty awesome animals. |
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| LSunnyC | May 22 2009, 08:28 PM Post #20 |
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Durr, stupid trigger-finger clicking D: |
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