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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:58 PM (4,326 Views)
Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I'm Casper. BOO!
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cock ninja

RAWR
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

"No, Sacra, you are the horoscope."
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cock ninja

NO U
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

NO YOU
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cock ninja

O RLY
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I smell a whore.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

WHERE? MUST BURNINATE
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cock ninja

WHERE? 8D
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

THE LEAST 100 SECONDS
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cock ninja

Nyaa!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

As far as you know!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

*Points at a chicken*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

And then Sacra's name changed to some variation of "Kris"
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cock ninja

*punts a chicken*
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

*Cooks the chicken*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Krisacra, how are you?
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cock ninja

Krisacra? YAY WAIT NO DON'T HURT THE CHICKEN *glomps*
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heart-under-blade

We are GODS!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Prepare to die after watching this.
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