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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,779 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*shrugs* I dunno.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Because we're losing speed! Hurry, to one hundred and beyond!

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Poui
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FACES FILLED WITH JOY AND CHEER!
WHAT A MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR!
HOWDY HO, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Lolwut?

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Drink Pepsi or something Draco. Amuse me >_>
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Poui
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PUT YOUR VIKING HELMET ON!
SPREAD THAT MAYONNAISE ON THE LAWN!
DON'T YOU KNOW, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY!
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Dracobolt
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o_0 Looks like Akiko's already on Pepsi - or something stronger.

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Poui
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ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS
LOVE THAT WONDERFUL CRUNCHING NOISE!
YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THIS DAY'S ABOUT
WHEN YOU STOMP A WEASEL'S GUTS RIGHT OUT!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I was drinking when I read Akiko's post. Now I'm choking x_X
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

And for that, Akiko, I commend you. =P

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

>_>

*backhands Draco*

Perhaps I should get back to plotting...
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Poui
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SO COME ALONG AND HAVE A LAUGH!
SNAP THEIR WEASELLY SPINES IN HALF!
GRAB YOUR BOOTS AND STOMP YOUR CARES AWAY
HIP HIP HOORAY, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY!
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Incorrigible

*stumbles backwards* Nyoro~n...

Oh, hey, have you guys seen the Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi-chan shorts?

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Some...of them. *is still coughing*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

I likes them very much. =3

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(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)

PEOPLE UP AND DOWN THE STREET!
CRUSHING WEASELS BENEATH THEIR FEET!
WHY WE DO IT, WHO CAN SAY?
BUT IT'S SUCH A FESTIVE HOLIDAY!

SO LET THE STOMPING FUN BEGIN!
BASH THEIR WEASELLY SKULLS RIGHT IN!
IT'S TRADITION, THAT MAKES IT OKAY!

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING
WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN ON WEASEL STOMPING
PUT DOWN YOUR GUN, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY!
HIP HIP HOORAY, IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY!

WEASEL STOMPING DAY!
HEY!
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Incorrigible

Reminds me of the sort of... odd subject matter that They Might Be Giants are so fond of.

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I've never heard of that >_>;;
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Of what?

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

They Might Be Giants >>
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