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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,158 Views)
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California is where I pick my silver socks. Sometimes lined with selenium.
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POATO CAKE HYPER CAPS LOCK TEAM FORCE POWER THING KEEP GOING!
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Rather, though I doubt that my vegetable would agree, as my stuffed animal refuses to talk inside my vacuum-man.
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Akk, as long as it's a post!
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CLOUD RAQUET ROCKET RAZOR SLASHING THROUGH HER PUBES WERE A POMEGRANET IN MY SALTY SPITOON SANDY ATE THE LORD OF THE RINGS AROUND HER EVIL PENIS BITING CONDOM WITH LASORZ WCHICH I AM CHARGINNG AT THE MOMENT ANREWORNWEOT
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YEAH OKAY NOW LET'S WIN
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This seemingly simple poem shows how the perch lives up to its name - keeping its place while the river and everything else moves past or around it. Heaney uses the metaphor of “holding the pass” (like soldiers defending a strongpoint) to show how the perch remain unmoved. They may seem to sleep, as they are “adoze” (=dozing; Heaney makes up the word which is like asleep, alive and adrift in its form) but they rely on their “muscle” to guzzle the current. We see the fish from the human viewpoint, looking down into the clear river, but also from their own viewpoint - “under the water-roof”. The metaphor here, like a riddle, is of a kind popular in Old English poetry; it is called a kenning (Old English examples include “helmet-bearer” for “warrior” and “whale-road” for the sea).
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We won't make it, you know.
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We will! You don't know what you can do until you try!
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LICKING MENS UNDERWEAR IS A HABIT OF MINE MY PHONE IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN. PRINCEK, IN MY MOMENT OF LUCIDITY I WANT TO CONFESS TO YOU THAT I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU EBTWEEN THE OCHRE SALTY WIND SHIP
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cock ninja

We're catching up! KEEP GOING GUYS
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IVE GOT A SOUL BUT, BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER OR A WOMAN NURSE
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K
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*Eats a egg custard tart*

Omnomnomnomnom~!
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In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines
Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.
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OMNOMNOM
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My tart's all gone now. ;_;
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My candy candy candy dog is hiding in your children.
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I'll be your tart.
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I don't have any children. 0_o
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