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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,160 Views)
Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Dr. Love!!!!!
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cock ninja

8D
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Mia
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I've never seen that movie before.
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Wifey

Dr. Pepper!
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cock ninja

Sprite!
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Mia
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Salt and pepper please!
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Wifey

Fanta!
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cock ninja

7up!
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Mia
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Don't you wanna?
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cock ninja

I WANNA FLY
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Mia
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I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky! I remember this song.
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cock ninja

I believe I can soar! See me running through that open door~
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Mia
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It's time to fly!
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Wifey

I don't have any wings D:
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cock ninja

Kyaa!
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Mia
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Lets pretend that we know how to fly!
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Wifey

FLYING IS AWESOME! I FLEW AROUND A BIT JUST A FEW HOURS AGO. CAPITALS MAKE THIS MORE BELIEVABLE!
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It would be better if we lived in the Harry Potter world.
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cock ninja

CAPITALS MEAN IT'S TRUE! I FLEW TO SCHOOL THE OTHER DAY
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Wifey

I disagree wholeheartedly. It's better than the Twilight world, at least.
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