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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,163 Views)
Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!
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cock ninja

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZ0RZ
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

There are wild @$$es such as donkeys.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

If you need the right tools, invent them!
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cock ninja

I rode a donkey once.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Lets all be creative.
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cock ninja

Creative how?
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Hopefully it does not involve me turning into a girl for the upteenth time.
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cock ninja

LOL KRIS IS A GIRL LOL
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Sometimes I am, got a problem with it? D=<
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cock ninja

NOPE GIRLS ARE THE BEST SPECIES 8D
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

LESBIAN!
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cock ninja

I LOVE YOU, SMURF
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Lets all turn into a-
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cock ninja

POTATO CAKE
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

I used to love The Smurfs when I was little. ...What was the name of Gargamel's (however his name is spelt) cat?
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cock ninja

I have no idea. It was YEARS ago! 8D
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I'd rather not be a potato. I could be boiled, mashed, or stuck into a stew. ;_;
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I use to watch the Smurfs. Is it still on Boomerang?
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cock ninja

Not as a potato CAKE! Then you just get toasted!
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