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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,134 Views)
Hinoa
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I declare the new motto of Jupiter Clan to be Melior Quam Vos. I think it's latin for 'Better Than You.'
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I humbly suggest "MARCATI DIEM,PVNC", which isn't proper latin, but is fun regardless.
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Hinoa
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Hm. That can be the second motto. After all, we're awesome enough to have two mottoes.
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Just like how we'd be awesome enough to have 2 topics and win with each one mirite?
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Hinoa
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Pretty much, yeah.
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And for our anthem, "Ride the Lightning!"
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Hinoa
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I'm sure Were will have a few choice words in that regard, but screw 'im. And not in the good way, either.

In other news, apparently half the temple is my Accidental Harem...
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You can have half the temple, so long as you take all of me. <3
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa disappears, leaving a log in his place
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*snuggles the log* I have Hinoa's wood. <3
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Hinoa
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That's what she said.
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SHE?! Who is this woman, trying to steal you away?!
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Hinoa
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Do you want a list?
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Hmmm. Does this list include addresses and greatest fears?
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Hinoa
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Well, I don't actually have a physical list. I was just asking if you wanted one.
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Well, yes, but only if the list had addresses and greatest fears. In lieu of addresses though, I am willing to accept a unique means of identity, like a full name and social security number.
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So this is a story all about how
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My life got flipped, turned upside down
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And I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there
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Hinoa
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Goddammit Synth don't double post
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