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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,135 Views)
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cock ninja

Malfunction? Potato cakes are perfect! There is no malfunction!
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Hinoa
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But.

But...

What are potato cakes, anyway?
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cock ninja

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_cake

Read that, and it's the Lancashire one!
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Hinoa
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Oh, so like potato pancakes? Those do sound tasty.
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cock ninja

They are! And If you record yourself saying "Potato cake" and play it backwards, it sounds like "Nerfnerfnerf"!
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Hinoa
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Sacra
May 23 2009, 10:00 PM
They are! And If you record yourself saying "Potato cake" and play it backwards, it sounds like "Nerfnerfnerf"!

If Audacity would let me reverse recordings, I'd totally upload me saying that.

Wow, was the reverse audio option hidden well. Also, here.
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Chrono Ivan
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Deprived of Sacra, our defeat is assured!
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Hinoa
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Pessimist.
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Named after the famous Doctor Pessimy, of course.
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Hinoa
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Like optimism is named after Optimus Prime!
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Any outcome is sure to be awesome for the leader of the Autobots!
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Hinoa
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Well, yeah. It's in his contract and everything.
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Yeah. Too bad his contract didn't include "Dying by a shot to the side is a horribly unmanly and completely forbidden means of death."
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Hinoa
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Eh.

In other news, i'm on a--*is shot*
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*pumps shotgun, like a boss*
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Hinoa
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Yeah, I deserved that. *bleeds*
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*bandages Hinoa LIKE A BOSS*
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa does the hustle!
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*does the Thriller dance*
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Chrono Ivan
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Needs MOAR pooper.
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