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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,139 Views)
Hinoa
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*catches the bullet* Oh for the love of Kraden, I just got shot not 100 posts ago. Take your bullet and cram it wherever it is your species traditionally crams things.
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cock ninja

*Sacra eats bullets
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Hinoa
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Muda da

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

ZA WARUDO

Toki wo tomare

*throws knives*

*drops steamroller on person*

WRYYYYYY
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Peakay
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I'm a human. >__>

*Makes Sacra eat lead*
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cock ninja

Nyaa~
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Hinoa
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Princek
May 23 2009, 08:56 PM
I'm a human. >__>

Liar.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No Kriscek, you are the humans.
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cock ninja

And then everyone was a human.
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Hinoa
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Maybe I'm not interested in ordinary humans. Now see, if you were an alien, time traveler, or an esper, then I'd be interested. But you're not, so sod off.
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cock ninja

I'M AN ALIEN ROBOT THING HONEST CAN'T YOU TELL I'M SO EMOTIONLESS 8D
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Peakay
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I'm a human which has a genetic defect that makes you have white hair.

That's all.

>__>
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Hinoa
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I'm on a boat!
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

And then Sakris was a girl, or maybe a dragon-girl, or maybe just a dragon.

BUT SHE WAS STILL SAAAKRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!
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cock ninja

So, you're just prematurely grey?
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Peakay
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No, I'm prematurely white.

>_>
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Hinoa
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I'm on a boat!
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Mother[radio edit]er.
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cock ninja

Well, you always say the WHITE part of your hair is natural, but never the rest of it...
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Peakay
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The rest of it is black. ^_^
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Hinoa
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V org lbh pna'g haqrefgnaq jung guvf fnlf!
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