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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,141 Views)
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cock ninja

*Sacra cleans up

DON'T MAKE A MESS, WENCH! DX
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Chrono Ivan
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"Ego, qui in copiae lux caeli habeo, te iubeo, quae portae inferna patefaciet. Veniet, deorum tonitrus!"

"Quae est!?"

"Nunc id finitet! INDIGNATION!"

"Est non potest!"
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cock ninja

Ja!

*fails Latin*
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa bleeds all over Sacra, and would stop bleeding if someone would give him a Kraden-damned Water of Life
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cock ninja

*Sacra throws potions at Hinoa

WE'RE ALL OUT SORRY
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa dispenses bodily fluids on Sacra
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cock ninja

*Sacra downs the last Water of Life EVER
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa 's dead body explodes
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cock ninja

Sacra wondered if he would still be able to spam.
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Hinoa
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*Hinoa haunts Sacra
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cock ninja

*Sacra runs around in circles
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Hinoa
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OooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo.

I'm a scary ghost! Flee in terror from me!
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Chrono Ivan
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*Uses Sacra as a girl sized bat to hit rocks back to the guy pitching them at things.*
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cock ninja

*bats stuff*
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Hinoa
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You're not fleeing in terror from my scariness. Fix that.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

=D HURRAY!
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cock ninja

*Sacra flees in terror from Hinny-chan's scariness
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

MONEY PL0X
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Hinoa
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Better, Sacra.

*Hinoa haunts Chrono
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Give me my money!
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