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Chrono Ivan
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Reason... or RAISIN?
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cock ninja

RAISINS ARE JUST OLD GRAPES. IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY. ALL OF IT!
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Chrono Ivan
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No Sacra, that is the sound of inevitability.
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cock ninja

I concur!
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Hinoa
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I stand amidst the abounding light of heaven!
Thou are truly at the gate to the underworld!
Come forth, thunder of the gods!
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Chrono Ivan
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Splendid. Have a taco.

Take two, they're MADE OF YOUR DOG.
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cock ninja

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Chrono Ivan
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HAHA Fooled you!

Actually, like in Titus Andronicus, they're not made of your dog.

they're MADE OF YOUR PARENTS!
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Hinoa
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:/ Nobody's going to help me do the Indignation thingy?
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Chrono Ivan
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"If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the hearts of man."
-Edward D. Morrison
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cock ninja

Oh, that's okay then! I just can't eat animals. So, it just depends on opinion as to whether humans are animals! If they're not, I'm fine. I sort of think they are, though. So, no thanks!
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Chrono Ivan
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Sacra! Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?

EAT THAT ANIMAL! IT DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
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Hinoa
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Nah, I think Chrono removed most of their brain first, which would have made them vegetables. *is shot*
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Chrono Ivan
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*Puts away his gun*

Let that be a warning to you.
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cock ninja

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH T_T THOSE POOR ANIMUUUUUUUUUUUUULES
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Chrono Ivan
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Animals is derived from the latin Anima, meaning spirit or breath. 'twas held that only things with spirits in them could move, such as humans or animals, or scared politicians.
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*Hinoa has been shot and is bleeding on the floor
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cock ninja

Trees move! DX
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*Hinoa bleeds all over Chrono's shoes
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