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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,144 Views)
Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Totally.
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cock ninja

YaY!
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The Temple Asshole

I always seem to start the pages. XD
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cock ninja

It's a gift!
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The Temple Asshole

Yo momma was a gift.
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cock ninja

OH BURN
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The Temple Asshole

IT BURNS WHEN I P--

--PUT MY FINGER ON THE HOT OVEN RACK.
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cock ninja

D8

Actually, my typing finger has a blister. DX Remind me not to test the temperature of food with my finger next time.
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The Temple Asshole

Yeah, do it with your tongue instead.
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cock ninja

Okay! Even potato cakes?
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The Temple Asshole

I MAED U AN INYOUENDO AND YOU IGNORED IT

D:
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cock ninja

M SRRY DO IT AGAIN AND ILL NOTICE DIS TIEM DX
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The Temple Asshole

OKAY BUT IT MIGHT BE ***HARDER*** TO SPOT THIS TIME LOL

Who says the temple is succumbing to crude humor?
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cock ninja

LOL I C IT ND UR RITE ITS HARD TO GRASP INNUENDO BUT WHEN YOU GET GOING ITS ALSO HARD TO STOP LOL

It's barely humour. >__>
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The Temple Asshole

HUH HUH HUH

HUH HUH HUH

HUH HUH HUH

^This is the secret meaning behind every reply to this thread.
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cock ninja

Innuendo was funny before it started getting shoved down everyone's throat. >__>
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The Temple Asshole

Yeah, now I feel like it's getting crammed up the butt.
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Hinoa
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Oh god Fluff is posting in this thread. The quality has gone *poof*.

Okay, there wasn't any quality to begin with, but whatever.
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The Temple Asshole

Don't be so banal, Hinoa.
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cock ninja

Yeah, subtle. 8D
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