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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,148 Views)
Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Patty cake.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

That could get messy!
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cock ninja

But delicious!
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Hinoa
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I've never tried patty cake before. Is it good?
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cock ninja

*wonders*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

It depends if it's made of egg or not.
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cock ninja

What is it?
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

It's made with eggs, frosting, and sugar.
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cock ninja

Uh huh... So it's nicer without egg?
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Wifey

I may make a cake at some point this week...
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Hinoa
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So basically it's just sugar that you can eat.

...cooooooool.
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cock ninja

Baking is fun!
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Sacra
May 23 2009, 06:24 PM
Baking is fun!

I immediately thought this was innuendo.


I have been at this Temple for far too long. :U
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Brown sugar.
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cock ninja

Everything's an innuendo with the right frame of mind!
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Wifey

In your end-o.
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Hinoa
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So fellow spammers, I have a dilemma. Should I post in the Mercury topic and taunt them?
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cock ninja

I climbed in your window!
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me IRL

Wait what? How could we possibly beat mercury?
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cock ninja

We're about a MILLION posts ahead! 8D
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