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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,150 Views)
SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

I LOVE YOU MORE, CHRONO!
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Hinoa
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CHRONO LOVES CHRONO MOST, THOUGH!
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cock ninja

NUH UH! CHRONO'S MINE! DX
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

NO HE DOESN'T! AND NO HE ISN'T!
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cock ninja

CHRONO LOVES ALL OF JUPITER!
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

BUT ESPECIALLY SEAMONKEY!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Chrono is my partner in crime. NOT.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
May 23 2009, 05:56 PM
NO HE DOESN'T!

HE'S A BLOODY NARCISSIST; OF COURSE HE DOES!
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cock ninja

YOU'RE JUST SAD 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS US!
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Hinoa
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I WOULDN'T GO NEAR CHRONO'S LOVE WITH A 39-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE! IT MIGHT BE TOXIC! OR WORSE, CONTAGIOUS!
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cock ninja

OH YOU SAY THAT BUT I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN IT! DX
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Je n'aime pas CI. J/K.
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Wifey

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May 23 2009, 10:57 PM
SeaMonkeyFarmer
May 23 2009, 05:56 PM
NO HE DOESN'T!

HE'S A BLOODY NARCISSIST; OF COURSE HE DOES!

WHAT, IS HE SOME SORT OF PRIME MOVER?

(I MADE A JOKE THAT NO ONE WILL GET. BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT!)
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cock ninja

DX
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Hinoa
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I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I MEANT;
A HÍNOA'S HONEST, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
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cock ninja

RHYMING COUPLETS MEAN IT'S TRUE, JUST LIKE CAPS LOCK
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

???
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Wifey

Why?
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cock ninja

I DON'T KNOW 8D
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
May 23 2009, 06:05 PM
Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.
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