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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,156 Views)
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Spamming is better than se...chocolate. Except not.
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cock ninja

XD Smurf's got it! AND YAY SCHOKOLADE 8D
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She does?
BIOMASS!
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Wifey

I love chocolate. It's yummy! If only it didn't make me fat >__>
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cock ninja

Take up rugby! It means you can eat what you want and never be fat! 8D
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It's simple, eat any of the fat that you put on. It's delicious, nutritious, and you gain less of it the second time ^^
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Wifey

I think eating myself would be a little bit... painful. If I'm honest.
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cock ninja

Delicious like chocolate, of hazelnut yoghurt? 'Cause hazelnut yoghurt is tastebud PAIN.
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TOPPLE TOPPLE MEGA DANCE, QUICK INTO IN THE BLENDER.
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cock ninja

We're not far off Mercury! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wifey

Go, go go!
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The mould inside that machine grew like seldom sat on super-steps.
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

LET'S TAKE THIS THREAD TO THE GORRAM MOON
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cock ninja

Yay! C'MON JUPITER!
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Take ME. -BLUSHCSH-
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Wifey

We can do this!
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cock ninja

POSTPOSTPOST
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Wifey

Tralala~!
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Does any one else miss the new Mr. Muscle? The old one was all greasy and nerdy, AND SO HOT.
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Nyaa~
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