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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Jupiter
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (6,157 Views)
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cock ninja

*hands out chocolate*
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Moose
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I'm intending to build a plastic utopia. OR DYSTOPIA. I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE KRADEN KILLED MY BRAINS.
Calamari nights, internal organs eatsning my sock but it WON'T STOP BLEEDING LIKE A MADMAN.
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cock ninja

...So chocolate?
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Moose, please delete one of those double posts. It's against the rules, and we may get told off! >_<
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Moose
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As long as the shell on my foot keeps pulsating.
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cock ninja

DX NO DOUBLE POSTING PLZ
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Postpostpostpost.

I rarely ever get actual post. ;_;
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Moose
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DISSOLVE THE ELEPHANTS.
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cock ninja

Me neither! I might start a letter club, where we send letters. There'd probably be another point as well...
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

HOLY CRAP WE HAVE A CHANCE.

This chance of mine is BURNING RED! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
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cock ninja

Exactement! We can catch up easily!
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Moose
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SORREH I CAN'T BALEET IT HELP PLZ (thats my double post im talking about)
Count me in, the only post I get is bits of corpses that I keep in the basin of magic and boob-truth.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Start the letter club, so I can join in. Doo eet!
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cock ninja

If a mod deletes it, it doesn't count, right? Or we could just go for 1001!

Also, YAY LETTER CLUB
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Let's go for 1001! ^_^
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Moose
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Let me be frank:
Chrono please let me have sex with you. I'm seriously desperate.
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cock ninja

WE CAN MAKE IT!
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Moose
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My lobster tells me I'm an offensive cicada. KAH KEE KOH.
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cock ninja

Just keep spamming, spamming, spamming~
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Letters! Making it! Sleeping with Chrono! This is what the Jupiter clan is all about!
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