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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Mars
Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:57 PM (412 Views)
Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Spam topic for the Mars Clan!

:mercury_djinn: :mars_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

So in Algebra today...

This guy was like "Here, Siggy, lemme draw yer penis." and he drew one on the whiteboards we were using for practice equations, and I was like "Here let me draw yours, Duncan~" and then I wrote on the whiteboard: "...Oh, wait." and it was funny. And then he was like "...I'm gonna draw your boobs now!" and he drew two tinyass circles and I was like "Oh! I'll draw yours!"
Four people were like "oooooh, Duncan you just got owned!"
And I was like "BITCHES!"


...My day was fun.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

THATS NOT SCHOOL APPROPES, SPELLA. :B

THATS HOW TWO GIRLS IN MY MATH CLASS
THEY ALSO CALL PEOPE "STUPES."
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No wail.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

So... poor Mars.
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Mercy post for Mars
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Peakay
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me IRL

My condolences.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

Aww. It's so small!
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

That's funny, it's exactly what I was saying last night.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

I feel bad for you guys. :/
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Peakay
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me IRL

Lolwearesomean>_>
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cock ninja

Jupiter's sort of getting a reputation from all this...
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Peakay
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me IRL

Yeah.

._.
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cock ninja

>D
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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

SHUN THE MARTIANS!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Mars needs to have at least 100 post.
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