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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:56 PM (1,971 Views)
SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

I wish I had a Dragonite...
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I wish I had a Gyrados.
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cock ninja

And then, EVERYONE WAS THE POKEMON THEY JUST SAID.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I can't name all the pokemons.
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cock ninja

Me neither. DX
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Mia
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I wonder how many there are in total.
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cock ninja

There's a MILLION!
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Too bad Deadbeard isn't helping Asphy's clan out with the whole spamming thing.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

There are over 400 Pokemon.
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Mia
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Which is too much to keep up with.
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Mia
May 23 2009, 08:39 PM
Too bad Deadbeard isn't helping Asphy's clan out with the whole spamming thing.

HINT HINT AND ALSO SOL AND JUPITER SUBTLE HINT
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Mia
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Deadbeard would probably do anything for Asphy.
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cock ninja

Therefore, he should help out Jupiter! 8D
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

How are we going to convince him if Asphy isn't around?
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cock ninja

Hnn... Well, EVERYONE knows Asphy approves of spam, so he should just do it anyway!
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Mia
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Lets disguise a female kradenette that looks almost like Asphy and get the clone to convince Deddy.
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cock ninja

Kekeke... It's foolproof!
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Wifey

But what if he reads this topic and discovers our plan?
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cock ninja

Okay, so it has one MINOR flaw... But what are the chances?
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

Kill it with fire? No... that won't work...
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