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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 22 2009, 07:56 PM (1,973 Views)
Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

You have a problem with that Kris?
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cock ninja

There's a third? OH WOW
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

STARFISH LOVE YOU MUCH
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cock ninja

I LIKE STARFISH
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

KRISACRA, STARFISH LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
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cock ninja

YAAAY *flounders*
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Mia
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I see a pokemon named Sheldon.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Under the sea?
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cock ninja

PIKACHUU~
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No, Krisacra, you are the pikachu.
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cock ninja

And then, Krisacra was a Pikachu!
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Mia
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I want a jigglypuff.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

No Krismia, you are the jigglypuff.
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cock ninja

And then, Krismia was a Jigglypuff! 8D
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Mia
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I shall sing to make ya'll fall asleep.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

IT'S A TRAP
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cock ninja

DX
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Sucks to your ass-mar!
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Mia
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I want a Dragonair instead of a jigglypuff.
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cock ninja

And then, Krismia was a Dragonair!
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