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| Tweet Topic Started: May 22 2009, 04:31 PM (800 Views) | |
| Kiki | May 22 2009, 04:31 PM Post #1 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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So there are some pretty crazy kids in my Literature class this year. A friend and I have been keeping a list of some of their funnier hijinks: -Insist on being the teacher's best friend. Try to make plans to hang out on weekends. "So teach, let's meet up at Starbucks..." -Make nicknames for her (Bodjibodj and Bodjangles) -While the class is working intently on their essays, and the room is silent, raise your hand and ask loudly, "HOW DO YOU SPELL FECES?" -Make a big entrance five minutes after bell rings, while the teacher is talking, wearing a tweed suit and fedora. When everyone stops laughing and the teacher resumes, have your male friend enter in a sundress and big floppy straw hat. -Bring balloons the class, and skip around the room popping them. -Put a solitary peice of salami in the center of each desk. -Have Harry Potter wizard duels in class. -Practice stunts, flipping over desk and crawling under tables. -Claim the substitute teacher sexually molested you. -Sing/rap Shakespeare. -Take off your pants. -Compose and recite terrible haikus. (I like trees a lot trees bring me a lot of joy There are frogs in trees Splish.) -As the bell is ringing, do a flying dive through the door, landing on your stomach in the middle of the room and spilling your lunch all over. -Practice your baseball announcer voice. -Have scavenger hunts. -SPITBALL. SHOOTING. -But tape over the markers on the white board so the teacher can't erase. -Sing happy birthday like this: Most the class moans the song in either Spanish, English or French .One kid does high-pitched gurgling, while someone just sings Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl." Sounds really nice. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | May 22 2009, 04:34 PM Post #2 |
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Wifey
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You must learn a lot in that class. Most of that stuff does sound funny though! The only lists my friends make are quotes from our maths teacher. I may dig those up later. |
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| ShmittlesThePoe | May 22 2009, 04:58 PM Post #3 |
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Sounds nice. Let the good times roll. |
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| Momentime | May 22 2009, 06:23 PM Post #4 |
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uh oh
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I have GOT to try the wizard duels while I still have time! |
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| Adnarel | May 22 2009, 06:33 PM Post #5 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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I would love that class. =3 |
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| Gilgamesh | May 22 2009, 07:14 PM Post #6 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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I've seen the first before >.> My friend did the second once. I am SO doing the third. Sounds like an awesome class, Kiki ;D |
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| Spella | May 22 2009, 07:55 PM Post #7 |
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies
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...I don't get the tape marker thing o.o |
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| Sundancer | May 22 2009, 08:09 PM Post #8 |
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Stargazer
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Neither do I. >_> |
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| Dracobolt | May 22 2009, 08:11 PM Post #9 |
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Incorrigible
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I like it when there are the occasional antics to spice a class up. Too much, though, and it can get annoying. Sounds like you've got some real characters in that class.
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| Kiki | May 22 2009, 08:23 PM Post #10 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Sometimes it gets very annoying. We haven't learned anything all year. If there is clear tape over the writing on the board, it looks like it can be erased, but if you rub the eraser over it, nothing happens. |
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| Dracobolt | May 22 2009, 08:28 PM Post #11 |
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Incorrigible
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Ach, sounds like my sister's honors English class. The teacher would rather spend more time chatting with the kids (she's only a year or so out of college) than teaching them.
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| Kiki | May 22 2009, 08:33 PM Post #12 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Yup, that's our teacher. Fresh out of college and content to bicker with the students all hour. I don't mind. I get all my math homework done before I go home. |
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| Phoenix7 | May 23 2009, 03:52 PM Post #13 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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XD Quite a few kids I know are like that, Kiki... One of my friends actually once saw a substitute teacher at a cinema once. When he told her this a few weeks later, she screamed "STALKER!" at him. XD |
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| Adnarel | May 24 2009, 12:24 AM Post #14 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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XD, that tape trick sounds awesome. |
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| The Sin Thesis | May 24 2009, 12:36 AM Post #15 |
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Also, try taping the bottom lens of a projector. It'll make everything incredibly blurry, but still light up, and that's one of the last places the teacher'll think to check. Tape works in a number of places, actually. Like tape on the underside of a mouse. If you want, you can also be mean, and tape a picture of something weird or disturbing to the bottom of the mouse, so they inevitably look at it when they try to figure out what's wrong with their mouse. |
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| Adnarel | May 24 2009, 12:42 AM Post #16 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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XDDDDD |
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| Lachesis | May 24 2009, 07:13 AM Post #17 |
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What are birds?
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Whoever is doing this is an ass. I see no way this can end well. |
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| ShmittlesThePoe | May 24 2009, 03:49 PM Post #18 |
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Pirate Wavemaster
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^yeah, that one's not cool. |
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| Momentime | May 24 2009, 08:48 PM Post #19 |
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uh oh
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I forgot to mention this, but I see the first one happen(Pretend to be the teacher's best friend) daily since the beginning of the school year. It's gotten to the point where the student insists on giving the teacher back rubs. o_0 "Teach, you're so tense! Relax!" "Teach, I love you." |
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| The Phantom Squee | May 26 2009, 08:50 PM Post #20 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Goatse. *Nodnod* This class sounds amazing and I wish I was in it. It kinda of reminds me of a lone one or two class sessions I've had before, such as one back in 10th grade when we started reading Lord of the Flies. We all walked into the classroom and the teacher had pushed all the desks around to the edges of the classroom and had us sit in the center, and we spent the entire class pretending we had all been shipwrecked on an island. |
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