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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

*sets Reavers on Draco*
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Iskveda
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Unlimited Prinny Works

*chains Hinoa to a wall and leaves carnivorous animals of various types to eat him from the toes up, while a vent of acid eats him from the arms down.*

...I'm not a stereotypical Lunarian, OK?
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Shiroi Jigoku
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*simply walks up to Isk, beheads him, and walks away*
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

*Mace-rapes Kuroi Arashi*

=3
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Moose
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Spirit
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-lays finneh-eggs inside SMF-
-waits. silently.-
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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*Knocks Moose out, injects him with the Hinamizawa Syndrome, puts a metal bat in his hand aaaaaand RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*summons Meteor on Shmittles*
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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*Tells a group of Twilight fangirls that Adnarel burned the book*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*fries Adnarel's lungs*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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sicks an American Eagle on Draco
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Shiroi Jigoku
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*rips off Shmittles head and uses it as a drum kit*
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Seren
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*Ties a cookie to Kuroi*
*Releases :garet: *
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*tells Dora that Seren is stealing :garet: from her*

>=D
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Seren
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*brings Kyle to distract Dora*

*summons charon on Adnarel*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Waaa...!

*shoves Seren off Mars Lighthouse*
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Seren
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*sprouts wings*
*flies to the top of lh*
*casts ocean fist*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*dies*
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Poui
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*ties Adna to a chair and starts playing the Barney theme song on an endless loop*
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

*brandishing a wicked set of knives, slices Akiko into many parts, sells most of them through a local butcher, and plants her head outside his estate on a pike*
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

*Sings in front of Grim*

Well, that was an easy murder.
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