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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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ITT:Kill the person above us; This is the most delightful Topic yet
Topic Started: May 20 2009, 08:50 PM (943 Views)
DarkPsnergyAdept
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Kill the person above you :lol:
aaaaaand
Go!
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

XP *crystallizes all liquid in DPA's body and makes it spike out, effectively blowing his fleshy and bony bits to smithereens and leaving a crimson spikey human sized blob of crystal*

I'm not an evil Solian. What're you talking about?
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*boils DarkPsy's blood*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Oh, Kraden alive, this is a superb topic idea.

*throws sulfuric acid on Dracobolt*

EDIT: XD @ the time it took to get a bunch of replies.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

D= Draco killed the wrong person! But I'm alive, mruuw~

EDIT: I agree with Adna. XP
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*fatally falconpunches Sun. Twice*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I'll kill you Sundancer.

*cuts off Sundancer's hair*
*fashions a rope from it*
*ties rope around Sundancer's neck*
*ties other end of rope onto a helicopter*
*takes Sundancer for a lengthy helicopter ride*
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Sundancer
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Now I've been killed too much. -_- *said helicopter's engine breaks down in midair, and there is no rescue device. Adna dies upon impact*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*breaks a tree trunk over Sun's head*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

*throws Draco in the way of a tractor*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*traps Sun in a room filled with BEES*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

*Lets acid-rain eat through Dancer Draco's skin* :3
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*fits Sunny with cement shoes and drops her in the Hudson*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*feeds Adnarel to a pack of ocelots*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*rips out Draco's spine with rusty tongs and sticks it into an electric socket while hanging her with it*
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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*Splits Boyd's legs with a rusty spoon. Slowly.*
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Sundancer
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*STABS SIMPLE WITH A RUSTY BLUNT KNIFE AND TOSSES ROCKS AT HIM BECAUSE SHE'S LOOKING AT BREAKWATERS AND NOW THROWS SIMPLE AGAINST A BREAKWATER WITH GIANT WAVES SO HE DIES GETTING CRUSHED SOMEHOW* /cruisecontrol or whatever the crap
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*bonks Sundancer on the head with a fish*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

*feeds Adnarel to a pack of rabid fundamentalists*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*sets Daleks on Hinoa*

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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