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*puts a Meteor on standby*
Topic Started: May 20 2009, 05:26 PM (491 Views)
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you have no idea what's going to happen.
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DarkPsnergyAdept
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*Stands in awe of giant meteor.......then bites it thinking it is a cookie*
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

cookieor?
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Better than casting Holy like a pussy.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*cowers in fear*
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

IT'LL BE BETTER THAN FAILING SCIENCE, DAMMIT. >_> *waits for death*
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

So, were, are you going to try to summon a Meteor 2.0 or somethin'?
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

*looks up*

Well.

[radio-edit]
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Shiroi Jigoku
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... *tries to hide, ultimately failing*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I think I could successfully eat this one. It's not the nine-djinn powered one, or else Jacob would've placed some djinn on standby first.
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

He's got the mars star though, meaning he doesn't need all the djinn.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

*Hides behind Sundancer*
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

OH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Poui
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*sits around dumbly right in the line of fire - not that such a thing likely exists*
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Delfeir
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Adachi is not amused.

Hi, I'm Jake Delfeir, and I'm badass enough to stand here and take your meteor, perhaps even making an epic but ultimately futile attempt to stop it. Death may be imminent but holy Kraden IT IS GOING TO LOOK GOOD HAPPENING!

*epic pose at the meteor*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Fortunately, I've got :kraden: on my side.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

I'm too stupid to know what that means, meaning I can survive simply by virtue of the fact that I don't know that meteor kills me, period.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Fortune favors the ignorant, Fluffy. *nodnod*
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Jacob
May 20 2009, 06:26 PM
you have no idea what's going to happen.

I'm guessing something like this.
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DarkPsnergyAdept
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No that would be a moon collision. This is a cookieor collision.
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