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| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 19 2009, 01:56 PM (1,056 Views) | |
| Kiki | May 19 2009, 08:05 PM Post #21 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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That one is lovely, I'll have to remember it come the next fair day. |
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| Adnarel | May 19 2009, 08:11 PM Post #22 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Lilacs bloom, the bees Buzz lazily in their cloud Of heavy perfume |
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| Enro | May 20 2009, 03:43 AM Post #23 |
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Sol Aurarius
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Why waste time with these Haikus of beauty when crude Jokes are funnier? LOLOLOL, PENIS! See, wasn't that so funny? I laughed my ass off. |
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| Adnarel | May 20 2009, 08:26 PM Post #24 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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Fall of Mars is the Most engrossing RP at The Temple right now. |
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| Kris, Awooer of Worlds | May 20 2009, 08:40 PM Post #25 |
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Awoo!
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What the hell is this shit that got real in this topic that is turning the temple into a house of lies that likes mudkips under the sea like a boss on a boat in my pants on a Sunday. |
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| Sundancer | May 20 2009, 10:01 PM Post #26 |
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Stargazer
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I NEED TO FIND SOME PICTURES OF BREAKWATERS SO I DON'T FAIL SCIENCE THE PICTURE ISN'T TURNING UP AT ALL AND I'M CAPS LOCK SPAZZING NOW |
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| Adnarel | May 21 2009, 08:02 AM Post #27 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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I don't even know What breakwaters are, Sunny. Have you tried Google? |
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| Kiki | May 21 2009, 05:11 PM Post #28 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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It is okay, Sun, I'm sure you will find something, And pass your next test. |
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| Moose | May 21 2009, 05:43 PM Post #29 |
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Spirit
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You can just fill in gaps in a haiku with 'lol'. It's easy. Lol. Lol. And now I will write a traditional haiku, not yet though lol. Lol. The sweet summer air Lingers on the fleeting wind Gifted by blossom. Blue water cascades, clear above the fish and rock, day draws to an end Bees hum, birds cry. Noise, colour, spreads like light - Ended. Perpetuate black. Grass sways, enchanted. The forest breathes deep, its last. c-c-c-combo breaker. |
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| Kiki | May 21 2009, 07:22 PM Post #30 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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I have come to share a terrible haiku from my lit class one time: "I like trees a lot Trees bring me a lot of joy There are frogs in trees. Splish." This was written by a boy who does not enjoy poetry at all. |
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| The Phantom Squee | May 21 2009, 07:38 PM Post #31 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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A long time ago In my high school days of yore I wrote a haiku: "Public restroom gangs Marking their territory Porcelain carnage" Coding does not seem To like me, so I cannot Link to my DA. Alas, URLs Do not have syllables, so I can't give you it. |
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| The Sin Thesis | May 25 2009, 02:30 AM Post #32 |
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Once wrote a haiku. But it ultimately failed. Two too many syllables. |
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| Blissfulystoopid | May 25 2009, 01:18 PM Post #33 |
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Unregistered
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I went out last night, Attended a fun party But I drank too much. My friend, his girlfriend, Alas, she did not seem well, To the hospital! While they were away We set out to clean a lot. The house was spotless. We soon went to bed. I was stunned when I awoke. Half the guests had left. My friend was back though, His girl had a UTI. I was hungover. I left still in pain And drove the half hour home, And now I relax. |
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| Adnarel | May 25 2009, 02:45 PM Post #34 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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The moral of the Story is that going to Parties is stupid. |
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| Fluff | May 25 2009, 03:08 PM Post #35 |
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The Temple Asshole
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And that Adnarel does not have A life |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | May 25 2009, 03:34 PM Post #36 |
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Wifey
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I also went out: To a birthday party In a friend's garden. There was much drinking, But I don't partake in that. People even stripped! I left the party, but everyone else stayed there. I did not miss much. Parties are stupid. They are not worth the hassle. And I have no life. |
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| Hinoa | May 25 2009, 05:32 PM Post #37 |
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012
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Parties all depend On whom you attend them with. [Five syllables here] |
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| Spella | May 25 2009, 05:56 PM Post #38 |
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies
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NO! *rebels* |
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| Enro | May 26 2009, 08:48 AM Post #39 |
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Sol Aurarius
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My birthday party Was fairly uneventful But I'll describe it: One friend got egged, and Yet another was head-locked By a lame bouncer It ruined their nights But I still had a good time; Good party, overall |
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