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ITT: Post in haiku
Topic Started: May 19 2009, 01:56 PM (1,053 Views)
Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

That one is lovely,
I'll have to remember it
come the next fair day.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Lilacs bloom, the bees
Buzz lazily in their cloud
Of heavy perfume
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Why waste time with these
Haikus of beauty when crude
Jokes are funnier?

LOLOLOL, PENIS!
See, wasn't that so funny?
I laughed my ass off.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Fall of Mars is the
Most engrossing RP at
The Temple right now.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

What the hell is this shit that got real in this topic that is turning the temple into a house of lies that likes mudkips under the sea like a boss on a boat in my pants on a Sunday.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

I NEED TO FIND SOME
PICTURES OF BREAKWATERS SO
I DON'T FAIL SCIENCE

THE PICTURE ISN'T
TURNING UP AT ALL AND I'M
CAPS LOCK SPAZZING NOW
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I don't even know
What breakwaters are, Sunny.
Have you tried Google?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

It is okay, Sun,
I'm sure you will find something,
And pass your next test.
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Moose
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Spirit
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You can just fill in
gaps in a haiku with 'lol'.
It's easy. Lol. Lol.

And now I will write
a traditional haiku,
not yet though lol. Lol.

The sweet summer air
Lingers on the fleeting wind
Gifted by blossom.

Blue water cascades,
clear above the fish and rock,
day draws to an end

Bees hum, birds cry. Noise,
colour, spreads like light - Ended.
Perpetuate black.

Grass sways, enchanted.
The forest breathes deep, its last.
c-c-c-combo breaker.

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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

I have come to share
a terrible haiku from
my lit class one time:

"I like trees a lot
Trees bring me a lot of joy
There are frogs in trees.
Splish."

This was written by
a boy who does not enjoy
poetry at all.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

A long time ago
In my high school days of yore
I wrote a haiku:

"Public restroom gangs
Marking their territory
Porcelain carnage"

Coding does not seem
To like me, so I cannot
Link to my DA.

Alas, URLs
Do not have syllables, so
I can't give you it.
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The Sin Thesis


Once wrote a haiku.
But it ultimately failed.
Two too many syllables.
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Blissfulystoopid
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I went out last night,
Attended a fun party
But I drank too much.

My friend, his girlfriend,
Alas, she did not seem well,
To the hospital!

While they were away
We set out to clean a lot.
The house was spotless.

We soon went to bed.
I was stunned when I awoke.
Half the guests had left.

My friend was back though,
His girl had a UTI.
I was hungover.

I left still in pain
And drove the half hour home,
And now I relax.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

The moral of the
Story is that going to
Parties is stupid.
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

And that
Adnarel does not have
A life
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

I also went out:
To a birthday party
In a friend's garden.

There was much drinking,
But I don't partake in that.
People even stripped!

I left the party,
but everyone else stayed there.
I did not miss much.

Parties are stupid.
They are not worth the hassle.
And I have no life.

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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Parties all depend
On whom you attend them with.
[Five syllables here]
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

NO!

*rebels*
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Sol Aurarius
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My birthday party
Was fairly uneventful
But I'll describe it:

One friend got egged, and
Yet another was head-locked
By a lame bouncer

It ruined their nights
But I still had a good time;
Good party, overall
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