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ITT: Post in haiku
Topic Started: May 19 2009, 01:56 PM (1,052 Views)
Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

Inside of this thread
Everyone talks in haiku.
No exceptions, bitch.

(Though if you want to
be pedantic, I guess that
they're really "senryuu.")

For those of you who
don't know what a haiku is
click this handy link.

The basics, though, are
three lines, seventeen syll'bles,
in five-seven-five.

I've gone on enough.
Now you can take the time to
write your own haiku.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Writing in this way-
Is something I can't quite grasp.
What I do not know-

Is how to decide-
How many syllables each word-
Consists of. Please help.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Ironically, Els
You've just proved you can do it.
So, you've no worries! =D
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Iskveda
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Unlimited Prinny Works

I would say that this
manner of typing our words
is somewhat insane.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Well, what I think is-
That insanity is what-
The Temple does best.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Haikus are just for
the Weeaboo wannabe
Japanophiles
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Haikus are timeless
poems of Japanese past,
not dumb fantard crap!
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

The word 'weeaboo'
Always elicits a sharp
Response from people.
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

Haikus are supposed
To be about nature, lol
But this is fun too.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Long turf can be a
soft carpet for the feet and
also quite itchy
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

And so it became
A very lame topic to read
Haikus suck for speech.
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Hinoa
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Chrono Ivan
May 19 2009, 07:11 PM
And so it became
A very lame topic to read
Haikus suck for speech.

Good sir, that is not
what your mother said last night.
DOH HO HO HO HO.
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Momentime
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uh oh

That is not what your
mother said last night, either
so right back at you!
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

You guys are killing
a beautiful form of art
with crude yo'mom jokes. >:|
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

OH HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HA!
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Momentime
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uh oh

Adna's is the best
haiku so far in this thread
I love it so much
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

The cleverness of
That wonderful last haiku
simply astounds me.

The "ha" at the end
was a very nice add-on,
but you need a "HEE."
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I am really quite
Good at these things. Would you
Like to hear some more?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

You know, Adnarel,
That's just not necessary,
We've all heard enough.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

When skies are devoid
Of clouds, the mind is free to
Be absorbed by blue
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