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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 14 2009, 09:53 PM (500 Views)
Griever
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Disciple
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Insert innuendo here*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

How bizarre.

Even since I started using Adblock, I haven't seen anything like this. As in, I never see ads anywhere on any site. Is this what shows up on the Temple these days?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Oh man, I laughed.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Oh, I'll push your love button all right...

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Griever
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Stop pushing so hard =[

It hurts.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Lulz
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Seren
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*Seren presses HARD!!*

^_^
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Oh, I'll do far more than just push you...
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Poui
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Dude, those still exist? I thought they died by now.
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don't tell me what do you, you sonofabitch!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Someone needs his love button pushed.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

What is love?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*enters this topic*
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

I'm no stranger to love...
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

*giggles immaturely at Boyd's comment*

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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling..
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