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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



One of us! One of us! One of us!



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Topic Started: Apr 17 2009, 04:58 PM (914 Views)
Poui
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*squeak*

*froth*

*spasm*
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Wifey

*Pokes*
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Poui
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*jerk*
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Wifey

*Giggles*
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

*administers adrenaline*
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Poui
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*breaks into violent convulsions*
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Wifey

*Shotguns the corpse*
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Meow*

*Slap*

*Whip*
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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I swear you're doing it backwards...
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Unlimited Prinny Works

*confused head-tilts*
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*rolls around on floor, foaming at the mouth*
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King of Pirates

Lloyd
Apr 18 2009, 03:40 AM
I swear you're doing it backwards...

That's what she said.
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Iskveda
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Unlimited Prinny Works

*gives Akiko cure for rabies*
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Rabies manifests itself in two forms, the Furious for and Dumb form. Here is the HIDC vaccine for your rabies.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

*Falcon Punches Akiko, and solves her teen pregnancy.*
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Stargazer

*stares at Akiko*
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Lethe
Apr 18 2009, 04:59 PM
Here is the map!

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*implodes*
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Kiki Martius Chantico

DON'T DIE, AKIKO!!!!!!!!! WE NEEEEEEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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Or is that what they want you to think?
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