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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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So, I have $240 and I don't know what to spend it; on.
Topic Started: Apr 10 2009, 07:44 PM (718 Views)
Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

I may have said this before, but I love, respect, and idolize you, Els.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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I agree that you should use them on college textbooks.
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Deadbeard
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King of Pirates

Hunners of ducks.


(Now there's a joke no one will get)
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Florina
Apr 11 2009, 04:36 PM
But if I called myself a courtesan I'm bound to die of consumption after finding my true love, and becoming a real actress, or something silly like that. XP

How 'bout we settle with call girl?

I was going to suggest Companion, but whatever.

Build a peasant-powered pig railgun.
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