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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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I just sang High School Musical...
Topic Started: Mar 31 2009, 06:44 AM (419 Views)
Shiroi Jigoku
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... Where do we keep the cyanide pills?
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Right here. All you have to do is choose your flavour.
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Bison
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YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE DO WHAT YOU WANT CUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

I am never going to speak to you seriously again.

You just ruined your sanity somehow.
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Momentime
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uh oh

What the [radio edit] were you thinking?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

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What the [radio edit] were you thinking?
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

That's so revolting that I don't even want your corpse.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Perhaps some corrective surgery would be appropriate. In the form of the Torture chamber, that is.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

QUICKLY, WE MUST CEASE THE INFECTION BEFORE IT SPREADS!

*pulls out a shotgun and blasts Kuroi's brains out*
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Kill it with fire.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Moose
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Spirit
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You know the world can see you, in a way that's different from who you are?
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Though for the sake of anonymity, there is no way to tell whether one is being sarcastic or truthful through text alone.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

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Mar 31 2009, 06:04 AM
Right here. All you have to do is choose your flavour.

We have almond and...almond.
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