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Topic Started: Mar 11 2009, 08:52 PM (2,083 Views)
Dracobolt
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Curses, foiled again! First no one gives me any tricks, then they keep stealing my lucky charms, and now no one tells me why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Muahahahaha.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Nyoro~n.

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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*tackles Draco*
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Iskveda
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And here I thought people were baffled about why kids liked Apple Jacks, not Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

Also, should we try to bring this thread back on topic?
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Dracobolt
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*snickers* *pats Iskveda* That's so cute.

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Iskveda
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*is patted* Hmm... I assume this means that this thread is too far gone.

Or were you just petting the kitten with a bowtie?
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Dracobolt
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I... don't know. I do wub kittehs.

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Iskveda
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Do you now... Hmm. This may be useful information for the future, when I flood the Snackbar with bow-tie wearing kittens. Again.
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Dracobolt
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Again?!?! What manner of insanity is this?

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Iskveda
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I sense I'm being mocked...
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Momentime
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uh oh

I bet you I could put you in a violent mood, Isk.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

Wheeee. Kittehs!
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

This is PG. Since when is anything here on topic?
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Why is this topic only moving when I'm not here? <_<
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Poui
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Cat? I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance, dance dance dance...
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Iskveda
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Oh really, Shadow? How do you propose you could accomplish such a thing?
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Momentime
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Well, this isn't a method I would like to use, nor am I entirely sure it will work, but here goes.

*rips off Sundancer's cat ears, dips them in salt, then stuffs them inside what would be the resulting hole*
*cuts off Sundancer's jaw using a rusty butter knife, then uses the jaw to scrap off Dancer's face*
*writes 'I mean no harm' on Dancer with a sharp blade*
*shoves a rag down Dancer's throat, waits a while, then pulls out the rag with the stomach attached*

I apologize for doing this. But hey, the ends justify the means.
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Iskveda
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Nrrg... Hrk... GrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*slams Shadow around the room with gravity, drops pillars on him, smashes him through the ceiling, and throws him into piles of broken glass.*
*pulls Shadows broken, bleeding form from the glass, and drags it across a salt flat.*
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Momentime
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uh oh

I love it when people act so predictably. Thanks, Isk.
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