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Logic.
Topic Started: Mar 5 2009, 03:14 PM (242 Views)
Momentime
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uh oh

Els+Contact Explosions=Dead Bodies - Given statement
Dead Bodies=Happy Els - Given Statement
Els+Contact Explosions=Happy Els - Substitution
+Contact Explosions=Happy - Subtraction Property of Equality(Subtract Els from both sides)
Therefore, anything+Contact Explosions=Happy
Wedding+Contact Explosions=Happy - Definition of anything
Techno+Contact Explosions=Happy - Definition of anything
Olympics+Contact Explosions=Happy - Definition of anything
Wedding=techno - Transitive property of equality
Wedding=Olympics - Transitive property of equality
Techno=Olympics - Transitive property
Therefore, anything=everything
Twilight=shit - Substitution property of equality
Kraden=??? - Kraden is exempt from logic

Win? y/n

EDIT: Added another couple of lines to justify wedding=techno and wedding=olympics statements.
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

You attempt to bring LOGIC into the temple?
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Peakay
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me IRL

Logic?! In OUR temple? WHAT THE [radio edit] IS THIS SHIT?

=D
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LSunnyC
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The Fallen Duchess

I lol'd.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

Sunny-chan
Mar 5 2009, 02:22 PM
I lol'd.

As did I. Bravo.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Averell Rigelus
Mar 5 2009, 04:27 PM
Sunny-chan
Mar 5 2009, 02:22 PM
I lol'd.

As did I. Bravo.

Third'd
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I actually started this, you know <_<
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Momentime
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uh oh

I never said I took credit from you. And besides, you only provided the given statements at the beginning. =P
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Shadow
Mar 5 2009, 10:02 PM
I never said I took credit from you. And besides, you only provided the given statements at the beginning. =P

True. But those statements were the most profound =P
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Supergeil

meh
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

LOL
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