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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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The Minutes Game
Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM (2,871 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Whoops <.<

My bad, Spella.

EDIT: So I'm a real vampire now. Like Dracula >=D
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

Let's see what happens this time...

*Brain is eaten by zombies*
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

First time doing this, but lets see...


YES!!!! I WIN MUFFINS!!!!!!!
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Sol Aurarius
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Awww, I already got stuck in a room with Fluff and Els. I wanted something new...
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

More true love.
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Sol Aurarius
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Man, I was killed by a ninja. At least Els gets my body...
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Replaced the V-Day one with a Leprichan choice :3

EDIT: Ooh! I know who I want to meet ;D
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Sol Aurarius
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Wooo, my last post got me the Wheat Sword! [radio edit]ing epic!
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Feb 11 2009, 10:59 PM
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Feb 10 2009, 07:34 PM
Bowserking717
Feb 9 2009, 11:06 PM
TheRealBoyd
Feb 7 2009, 02:45 PM
Sorry for the wait. RLs. I only withheld the list because you could just post on the minute you wanted <.<

00: Were meteors you
01: You are mace raped by GS Mia
02: Kris haxes you into oblivion
03: You win SeaMonkeyFarmer for a day >=D
04: You obtained an incredibly hax weapon! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
05: You become the Temple bicycle
06: You are mind raped by Lachesis! (´◉◞౪◟◉)
07: Draco “educates” you on sex
08: Boyd freezes you
09: You get the mask to the Slumber Party/Temple of Manly Aggression
10: Ian eats you
11: Your courage magically turns your dreams into reality
12: You are banned from the Temple D:
13: The Temple shipping of your choice becomes canon
14: Necare shadow rapes you
15: Fluff writes you into/out of the Temple Spoofery
16: Golden Sun 3 is made and you get the only copy
17: Saturos gives you a big Solian huggle :3
18: You explode
19: You get to put Enro in a clan of your choice :3
20: You assassinate the leader of your clan and take their place!
21: You win one of these.
22: You get to meet the member of you choice in RL
23: You get the Wheat Sword!
24: SUDDENLY
      FLUFF
      HUNDREDS OF HIM
25: Sunny attacks you with an army of koalas~ *nod nod*
26: You win Bondage Cat
27: Your fate is decided by the next poster
28: MUFFINS. You win MUFFINS. I’m not even kidding.
29: You die horribly
30: You are trapped in a room with Fluff and SeaMonkey for all eternity.
31: You receive GS Yaoi(guys)/Yuri(girls)/both(Lachesis) YOU CANNOT UNSEE
32: "Well, then Lach, if you won't tell me your gender, I'll just have to find out myself!" Shadow purred, reaching under the sheets.
33: You learn Lach’s gender. The shock turns you into a vegetable.
34: You are punched fatally
35: You spend the rest of you life lost on TV tropes
36: You are killed by a ninja, and your corpse is donated to SeaMonkey
37: You are Lazored.
38: The previous poster is your slave :3
39: You’re true love falls for you! (obligatory/shameless V-Day answer <__<)
40: You win a free copy of Twilight! 8D
41: You become an arborsexual
42: You make out with the next poster
43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe
44: Erik teaches you how to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon
45: You win one free internet
46: Zombies come and eat your brains.
47: Kraden turns his back on you
48: IPO teaches you everything he knows. Your brain explodes
49: The RP module in the snack bar dies
50: Dracula teaches you what a man is.
51: You become a sparkly vampire and are smothered by insane fangirls
52: You become a real vampire
53: You discover the meaning of life
54: Kraden gives you his enlightenment
55: You are killed with fire
56: Nothing. Because you're a pussy like Necare
57: All memes are banished from existance
58: You must ban your favorite member
59: Your choice of the above.

Hm. So, going by my second post (first doesn't count, because it was the list), I explode <.<

Suddenly, a list.

Edit: DAMN

Suddenly, A list!

>_>

A list!
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The Sea King
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.

Posted Image
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Sol Aurarius
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Lame. My lost post got me something that I already had. To be killed by a ninja and have my corpse given to Els. Booooooring.
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The Sea King
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.

*posts.*
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Sol Aurarius
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My last post got me meteored. Just [radio edit]ing great.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Hm...I need to update the list to make it more interesting =/

EDIT: Muahahaha.
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Sol Aurarius
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That wouldn't be amiss. Then again, I get to choose what I get now, thanks to my last post! Mmmm, let me think...

11!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Oooooooh. You picked a good one o.o

EDIT: I'm not falling for it, I made the list <_<
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Sol Aurarius
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I assassinated myself and took my place...

I think my brain just broke.
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

*makes a post*

EDIT: Heh, I can spend a long time on TV Tropes when I'm bored enough. >_>
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Posting!

Hurray! TV tropes!
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

posts.
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