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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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The Minutes Game
Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM (2,872 Views)
Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

MUFFINS. MORE OF THEM.
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Enro
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27, my lucky number, means my fate is decided by the next poster...
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Necare
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I'll do it for Spella, then. *steals the SP mask*

EDIT: Hm. Kraden shunned me. On the other hand, I got myself a free internet.


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Bowserking717
Feb 10 2009, 07:34 PM
Bowserking717
Feb 9 2009, 11:06 PM
TheRealBoyd
Feb 7 2009, 02:45 PM
Sorry for the wait. RLs. I only withheld the list because you could just post on the minute you wanted <.<

00: Were meteors you
01: You are mace raped by GS Mia
02: Kris haxes you into oblivion
03: You win SeaMonkeyFarmer for a day >=D
04: You obtained an incredibly hax weapon! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
05: You become the Temple bicycle
06: You are mind raped by Lachesis! (´◉◞౪◟◉)
07: Draco “educates” you on sex
08: Boyd freezes you
09: You get the mask to the Slumber Party/Temple of Manly Aggression
10: Ian eats you
11: Your courage magically turns your dreams into reality
12: You are banned from the Temple D:
13: The Temple shipping of your choice becomes canon
14: Necare shadow rapes you
15: Fluff writes you into/out of the Temple Spoofery
16: Golden Sun 3 is made and you get the only copy
17: Saturos gives you a big Solian huggle :3
18: You explode
19: You get to put Enro in a clan of your choice :3
20: You assassinate the leader of your clan and take their place!
21: You win one of these.
22: You get to meet the member of you choice in RL
23: You get the Wheat Sword!
24: SUDDENLY
      FLUFF
      HUNDREDS OF HIM
25: Sunny attacks you with an army of koalas~ *nod nod*
26: You win Bondage Cat
27: Your fate is decided by the next poster
28: MUFFINS. You win MUFFINS. I’m not even kidding.
29: You die horribly
30: You are trapped in a room with Fluff and SeaMonkey for all eternity.
31: You receive GS Yaoi(guys)/Yuri(girls)/both(Lachesis) YOU CANNOT UNSEE
32: "Well, then Lach, if you won't tell me your gender, I'll just have to find out myself!" Shadow purred, reaching under the sheets.
33: You learn Lach’s gender. The shock turns you into a vegetable.
34: You are punched fatally
35: You spend the rest of you life lost on TV tropes
36: You are killed by a ninja, and your corpse is donated to SeaMonkey
37: You are Lazored.
38: The previous poster is your slave :3
39: You’re true love falls for you! (obligatory/shameless V-Day answer <__<)
40: You win a free copy of Twilight! 8D
41: You become an arborsexual
42: You make out with the next poster
43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe
44: Erik teaches you how to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon
45: You win one free internet
46: Zombies come and eat your brains.
47: Kraden turns his back on you
48: IPO teaches you everything he knows. Your brain explodes
49: The RP module in the snack bar dies
50: Dracula teaches you what a man is.
51: You become a sparkly vampire and are smothered by insane fangirls
52: You become a real vampire
53: You discover the meaning of life
54: Kraden gives you his enlightenment
55: You are killed with fire
56: Nothing. Because you're a pussy like Necare
57: All memes are banished from existance
58: You must ban your favorite member
59: Your choice of the above.

Hm. So, going by my second post (first doesn't count, because it was the list), I explode <.<

Suddenly, a list.

Edit: DAMN

Suddenly, A list!

>_>
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

XD Enro.

EDIT: SHIT JUST GOT REAL. That was a pain to type on an iPod with no easy shift or caps lock... On the other hand, something good again!
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The Sea King
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The E.V.A.L. king of the south.

HI!

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Me likely.
43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe.
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Momentime
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uh oh

Here's hoping the RP module dies.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

But someone will always fix it.
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Peakay
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me IRL

Spella
Feb 12 2009, 03:28 AM
MUFFINS. MORE OF THEM.

You cheater!
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Dark Link
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That's Just My Style!

Too lazy to check before posting. Wonder how I'm gonna die now

EDIT: Yeah! Free copy of a bad movie! I getz to BURN ITZ
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

Dracula? Sexy.
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Enro
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Erik taught me to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon for my last post. At least now I'll remember all of them!
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Necare
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And in that one, I shadow raped you. Ha.

EDIT: Now I learn to appreciate all the Pokemon. And make out with the next poster. Please, God...


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Enro
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This is what you get for Shadow raping me, Necare! We have to kiss afterwards!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

*laughs hard* XDDD

EDIT: Oh well. I exploded before. Only right that my brain does now =/
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

You just couldn't let a girl have the next post, could you? Don't act like you'll enjoy this.

EDIT: Hm. Zombies ate Enro's brains. Boyd's brains, on the other hand, exploded. I get both. Wonder how that works...


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Enro
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Zombies eating my brain - a good way to get rid of the memory of having to kiss Neccy.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

POST!

Enlighten me...
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Enro
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I'm a Vampire! My constant thrist for blood is finally explained!
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Spella
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>_______>

Great, the person who hates Valentine's gets the oh-so-shameless V-day one.

Now to find my true love.
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