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The Minutes Game
Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM (2,876 Views)
simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Reminds me of those vending machine topics in GameFaqs.

There's usually a chart that you refer to when you know when you posted (in terms of minutes, although usually done by seconds), but Boyd seems to be withholding this until a later date.

You won't get it until you experience it. And with that, I'm in.
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That's Just My Style!

I 2nd that notion to everyone who doesn't get it. I'm confused as hell as well T_T
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Shiroi Jigoku
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I is a person.
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simplechild
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When a topic like this is posted, there is usually a list numbered 00-59 with certain things that correspond with each number.

Vending machine topic
 
00 - Sword of Seals
01 - Slim Sword
02 - Steel Axe
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56 - Venin Edge
57 - Nosferatu (FE6-8)
58 - Rexflame
59 - Rotten Claw


When you post, you post at a certain time. What you look for is the minutes (If you posted at 12:20, then your number is 20). Then you look at the list provided and match your number with the result that is listed. Simple, but gives rather curious results depending what the list contains. When I saw these kinds of topics, they would usually be in the form of vending machines, where you get a certain item depending on when you post.

However, Boyd hasn't shown us a list. I would expect that he would give us the results instead.
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simplechild
Feb 6 2009, 05:47 PM
When a topic like this is posted, there is usually a list numbered 00-59 with certain things that correspond with each number.

Vending machine topic
 
00 - Sword of Seals
01 - Slim Sword
02 - Steel Axe
.
.
.
56 - Venin Edge
57 - Nosferatu (FE6-8)
58 - Rexflame
59 - Rotten Claw


When you post, you post at a certain time. What you look for is the minutes (If you posted at 12:20, then your number is 20). Then you look at the list provided and match your number with the result that is listed. Simple, but gives rather curious results depending what the list contains. When I saw these kinds of topics, they would usually be in the form of vending machines, where you get a certain item depending on when you post.

However, Boyd hasn't shown us a list. I would expect that he would give us the results instead.

no I know what the game is lol
I've played it a lot at LOLFaqs.
It's just the way he made it confuses the hell out of people
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uh oh

It's been two days and he still hasn't given out the list.

I now declare this bullshit.
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Sorry for the wait. RLs. I only withheld the list because you could just post on the minute you wanted <.<

00: Were meteors you
01: You are mace raped by GS Mia
02: Kris haxes you into oblivion
03: You win SeaMonkeyFarmer for a day >=D
04: You obtained an incredibly hax weapon! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
05: You become the Temple bicycle
06: You are mind raped by Lachesis! (´◉◞౪◟◉)
07: Draco “educates” you on sex
08: Boyd freezes you
09: You get the mask to the Slumber Party/Temple of Manly Aggression
10: Ian eats you
11: Your courage magically turns your dreams into reality
12: You are banned from the Temple D:
13: The Temple shipping of your choice becomes canon
14: Necare shadow rapes you
15: Fluff writes you into/out of the Temple Spoofery
16: Golden Sun 3 is made and you get the only copy
17: Saturos gives you a big Solian huggle :3
18: You explode
19: You get to put Enro in a clan of your choice :3
20: You assassinate the leader of your clan and take their place!
21: You win one of these.
22: You get to meet the member of you choice in RL
23: You get the Wheat Sword!
24: SUDDENLY
FLUFF
HUNDREDS OF HIM
25: Sunny attacks you with an army of koalas~ *nod nod*
26: You win Bondage Cat
27: Your fate is decided by the next poster
28: MUFFINS. You win MUFFINS. I’m not even kidding.
29: You die horribly
30: You are trapped in a room with Fluff and SeaMonkey for all eternity.
31: You receive GS Yaoi(guys)/Yuri(girls)/both(Lachesis) YOU CANNOT UNSEE
32: "Well, then Lach, if you won't tell me your gender, I'll just have to find out myself!" Shadow purred, reaching under the sheets.
33: You learn Lach’s gender. The shock turns you into a vegetable.
34: You are punched fatally
35: You spend the rest of you life lost on TV tropes
36: You are killed by a ninja, and your corpse is donated to SeaMonkey
37: You are Lazored.
38: The previous poster is your slave :3
39: You’re true love falls for you! (obligatory/shameless V-Day answer <__<)
40: You win a free copy of Twilight! 8D
41: You become an arborsexual
42: You make out with the next poster
43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe
44: Erik teaches you how to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon
45: You win one free internet
46: Zombies come and eat your brains.
47: Kraden turns his back on you
48: IPO teaches you everything he knows. Your brain explodes
49: The RP module in the snack bar dies
50: Dracula teaches you what a man is.
51: You become a sparkly vampire and are smothered by insane fangirls
52: You become a real vampire
53: You discover the meaning of life
54: Kraden gives you his enlightenment
55: You are killed with fire
56: Nothing. Because you're a pussy like Necare
57: All memes are banished from existance
58: You must ban your favorite member
59: Your choice of the above.

Hm. So, going by my second post (first doesn't count, because it was the list), I explode <.<
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So by my computer's time I'd posted at :05. But by the forum's (likely more accurate) time, I posted at :03.

I have no idea which is preferable here. ಠ_ಠ
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

I win MUFFINS. HOLY SHIT BATMAN!
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Wifey

My true love falls for me! ^_^
And apparently, Akiko wins me for the day.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*doesn't look at the clock and makes a random post*

EDIT: ...Going by my clock, I shadow rape myself. Going by the Temple clock, I get a Solian huggle from Satty. WHY GOD WHY?!


:luna:
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The Temple Asshole

This list wins my complete and utter approval.
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me IRL

I got incredibly hax weapons! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Sweet I got enlightened by Kraden. Bow to your new lord and master, bitches >D.
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uh oh

:07 - Draco "educates" me on sex.

WINRAR.
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solbowz Aurarius

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Feb 7 2009, 09:24 PM
:07 - Draco "educates" me on sex.

WINRAR.

I lost at my own game! D:
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uh oh

Don't flatter yourself. You weren't even a player.

Cookie for whoever gets the reference.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

*helps himself to cookies*

EDIT: I'm going to keep doing this. Hm. According to my clock, I was killed and SMF gets my body. According to the Temple clock, Shadow is now my slave. Ha.


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uh oh

^[radio edit] being your slave.
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Peakay
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me IRL

LETS DO THIS AGAIN.

EDIT: GOD DAMNIT.
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