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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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The Minutes Game
Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM (2,870 Views)
Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

You know how this works. Make a post, and the time on your post determines your destiny.

00: Were meteors you
01: You are mace raped by GS Mia
02: Kris haxes you into oblivion
03: You win SeaMonkeyFarmer for a day >=D
04: You obtained an incredibly hax weapon! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
05: You become the Temple bicycle
06: You are mind raped by Lachesis! (´◉◞౪◟◉)
07: Draco “educates” you on sex
08: Boyd freezes you
09: You get the mask to the Slumber Party/Temple of Manly Aggression
10: Ian eats you
11: Your courage magically turns your dreams into reality
12: You are banned from the Temple D:
13: The Temple shipping of your choice becomes canon
14: Necare shadow rapes you
15: Fluff writes you into/out of the Temple Spoofery
16: Golden Sun 3 is made and you get the only copy
17: Saturos gives you a big Solian huggle :3
18: You explode
19: You get to put Enro in a clan of your choice :3
20: You assassinate the leader of your clan and take their place!
21: You win one of these.
22: You get to meet the member of you choice in RL
23: You get the Wheat Sword!
24: SUDDENLY
FLUFF
HUNDREDS OF HIM
25: Sunny attacks you with an army of koalas~ *nod nod*
26: You win Bondage Cat
27: Your fate is decided by the next poster
28: MUFFINS. You win MUFFINS. I’m not even kidding.
29: You die horribly
30: You are trapped in a room with Fluff and SeaMonkey for all eternity.
31: You receive GS Yaoi(guys)/Yuri(girls)/both(Lachesis) YOU CANNOT UNSEE
32: "Well, then Lach, if you won't tell me your gender, I'll just have to find out myself!" Shadow purred, reaching under the sheets.
33: You learn Lach’s gender. The shock turns you into a vegetable.
34: You are punched fatally
35: You spend the rest of you life lost on TV tropes
36: You are killed by a ninja, and your corpse is donated to SeaMonkey
37: You are Lazored.
38: The previous poster is your slave :3
39: You get kidnapped by Leprichans.
40: You win a free copy of Twilight! 8D
41: You become an arborsexual
42: You make out with the next poster
43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe
44: Erik teaches you how to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon
45: You win one free internet
46: Zombies come and eat your brains.
47: Kraden turns his back on you
48: IPO teaches you everything he knows. Your brain explodes
49: The RP module in the snack bar dies
50: Dracula teaches you what a man is.
51: You become a sparkly vampire and are smothered by insane fangirls
52: You become a real vampire
53: You discover the meaning of life
54: Kraden gives you his enlightenment
55: You are killed with fire
56: Nothing. Because you're a pussy like Necare
57: All memes are banished from existance
58: You must ban your favorite member
59: Your choice of the above.
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The Sin Thesis


Here's to prizes!
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Momentime
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uh oh

Here's to much fun and lulz.

Both of which lead to giggling on the Internet. =D
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Koimaru
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I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAANDDDD D>>>
I need a LOLhandbag bra
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Sparky™
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You know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I saw what you did last summer at that place with that thing and those people. Yeah.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Shit had better get real.
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

Ittrinel Ecthelion Marta!

Local time according to the compy is 12:24.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

This could be interesting...
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

*eagerly awaits results*
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Tlephle

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Eh, amuse me.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

:D
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Peakay
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me IRL

Let's see what Boyd has in store for me...
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Sodate
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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I wonder wath will happen please be something interesting
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

*doesn't get it* But whatever. I'll probably find out.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

*pokes his head in* So, what's up here?
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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Lawl, different timezones. It's 11:34 over here right now. If whatever time I get in Boyd's timezone is bad, I claim use of this one!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Enro, timezone only changes the hour <.<
I'm going by minutes. Oh crap. I just posted here <.<
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

As the topic creator, that was a given, Boyd.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

I don't understand how this works, but posting.
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Poui
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As am I.
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