Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM (2,870 Views) | |
| Gilgamesh | Feb 5 2009, 11:29 AM Post #1 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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You know how this works. Make a post, and the time on your post determines your destiny. 00: Were meteors you 01: You are mace raped by GS Mia 02: Kris haxes you into oblivion 03: You win SeaMonkeyFarmer for a day >=D 04: You obtained an incredibly hax weapon! SHIT JUST GOT REAL! 05: You become the Temple bicycle 06: You are mind raped by Lachesis! (´◉◞౪◟◉) 07: Draco “educates” you on sex 08: Boyd freezes you 09: You get the mask to the Slumber Party/Temple of Manly Aggression 10: Ian eats you 11: Your courage magically turns your dreams into reality 12: You are banned from the Temple D: 13: The Temple shipping of your choice becomes canon 14: Necare shadow rapes you 15: Fluff writes you into/out of the Temple Spoofery 16: Golden Sun 3 is made and you get the only copy 17: Saturos gives you a big Solian huggle :3 18: You explode 19: You get to put Enro in a clan of your choice :3 20: You assassinate the leader of your clan and take their place! 21: You win one of these. 22: You get to meet the member of you choice in RL 23: You get the Wheat Sword! 24: SUDDENLY FLUFF HUNDREDS OF HIM 25: Sunny attacks you with an army of koalas~ *nod nod* 26: You win Bondage Cat 27: Your fate is decided by the next poster 28: MUFFINS. You win MUFFINS. I’m not even kidding. 29: You die horribly 30: You are trapped in a room with Fluff and SeaMonkey for all eternity. 31: You receive GS Yaoi(guys)/Yuri(girls)/both(Lachesis) YOU CANNOT UNSEE 32: "Well, then Lach, if you won't tell me your gender, I'll just have to find out myself!" Shadow purred, reaching under the sheets. 33: You learn Lach’s gender. The shock turns you into a vegetable. 34: You are punched fatally 35: You spend the rest of you life lost on TV tropes 36: You are killed by a ninja, and your corpse is donated to SeaMonkey 37: You are Lazored. 38: The previous poster is your slave :3 39: You get kidnapped by Leprichans. 40: You win a free copy of Twilight! 8D 41: You become an arborsexual 42: You make out with the next poster 43: You defeat IPO and take his place as robot overlord of the universe 44: Erik teaches you how to appreciate all 400+ Pokemon 45: You win one free internet 46: Zombies come and eat your brains. 47: Kraden turns his back on you 48: IPO teaches you everything he knows. Your brain explodes 49: The RP module in the snack bar dies 50: Dracula teaches you what a man is. 51: You become a sparkly vampire and are smothered by insane fangirls 52: You become a real vampire 53: You discover the meaning of life 54: Kraden gives you his enlightenment 55: You are killed with fire 56: Nothing. Because you're a pussy like Necare 57: All memes are banished from existance 58: You must ban your favorite member 59: Your choice of the above. |
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| The Sin Thesis | Feb 5 2009, 11:32 AM Post #2 |
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Here's to prizes! |
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| Momentime | Feb 5 2009, 12:07 PM Post #3 |
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uh oh
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Here's to much fun and lulz. Both of which lead to giggling on the Internet. =D |
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| Koimaru | Feb 5 2009, 12:32 PM Post #4 |
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I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAANDDDD D>>> I need a LOLhandbag bra |
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| Sparky™ | Feb 5 2009, 12:54 PM Post #5 |
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You know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I saw what you did last summer at that place with that thing and those people. Yeah. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Feb 5 2009, 01:00 PM Post #6 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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Shit had better get real. |
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| The Grim Lich | Feb 5 2009, 01:25 PM Post #7 |
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Legitimate Businessman
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Ittrinel Ecthelion Marta! Local time according to the compy is 12:24. |
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| SeaMonkeyFarmer | Feb 5 2009, 02:39 PM Post #8 |
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Wifey
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This could be interesting... |
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 5 2009, 02:51 PM Post #9 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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*eagerly awaits results* |
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| Tlephle | Feb 5 2009, 03:20 PM Post #10 |
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Eh, amuse me. |
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| Kiki | Feb 5 2009, 04:01 PM Post #11 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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| Peakay | Feb 5 2009, 04:04 PM Post #12 |
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me IRL
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Let's see what Boyd has in store for me... |
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| Sodate | Feb 5 2009, 04:45 PM Post #13 |
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DO WHAT YOU WANT!
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I wonder wath will happen please be something interesting |
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| Sundancer | Feb 5 2009, 05:23 PM Post #14 |
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Stargazer
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*doesn't get it* But whatever. I'll probably find out. |
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| Elephande | Feb 5 2009, 05:28 PM Post #15 |
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain
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*pokes his head in* So, what's up here? |
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| Enro | Feb 5 2009, 07:34 PM Post #16 |
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Sol Aurarius
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Lawl, different timezones. It's 11:34 over here right now. If whatever time I get in Boyd's timezone is bad, I claim use of this one! |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 5 2009, 08:18 PM Post #17 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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Enro, timezone only changes the hour <.< I'm going by minutes. Oh crap. I just posted here <.< |
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| The Phantom Squee | Feb 5 2009, 08:20 PM Post #18 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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As the topic creator, that was a given, Boyd. |
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| Adnarel | Feb 5 2009, 10:55 PM Post #19 |
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I'd rather be outside.
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I don't understand how this works, but posting. |
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| Poui | Feb 5 2009, 11:03 PM Post #20 |
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As am I. |
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