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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jan 29 2009, 05:23 PM (3,848 Views)
Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

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Wifey

YOU'LL NEVER DESERT ME? REALLY?
I'LL NEVER DESERT YOU EITHER! ! !
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

OVERWHELMED BY THIS COMPLEX DELIRIUM!
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The Temple Asshole

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Robert The Douche
Feb 2 2009, 05:00 PM
I lIkE bIg BuTtS aNd I cAnNoT lIe...

FIX'D. OH YEAH. I WENT THERE. OSNAP.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

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Wifey

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE.
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YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

THIS TOPIC IS LOUD!
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solbowz Aurarius

I C WAT U DID THAR.
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Sparky™
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ONLY 8 MOAR POSTS TIL I REACH 100.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

I KNOW WHO WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.
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WELL, I LIKE IT.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

WE MOVE IN CIRCLES
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solbowz Aurarius

I THINK SAAMI LIKES THIS THREAD.
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I DO INDEED. CAPSLOCK IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.
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solbowz Aurarius

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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

INCESSANT SHOUTING!
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Saami
Feb 2 2009, 01:03 PM
MAN, I WANT ME SOME FRENCH FRIES.

THIS.
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