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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Jan 29 2009, 05:23 PM (3,841 Views)
Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

THE MUFFIN MAN?


.....IT'S A TRAP!
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Iskveda
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GASP!
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Kyarorain
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OH NOES!
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Iskveda
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WE'RE DOOMED!
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Kyarorain
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KRADEN HELP US ALL!
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Iskveda
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CAN HE EVEN SAVE US NOW?
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Momentime
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uh oh

HE CAN DO ANYTHING, DUDE. OF COURSE HE CAN.
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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OI, GUYS, IT'S NOT A TRAP. IT'S JUST A TARP.
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Sundancer
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Stargazer

>_> WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
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Iskveda
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LOTS OF YELLING, LOTS OF MEMES, Y'KNOW, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER PART OF THE TEMPLE.
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Kyarorain
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YUP.
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

WE'RE ALL GOING CRAZY!
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Kyarorain
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CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY PUT ME IN A PADDED ROOM. I DIED THERE. THEY PUT ME IN THE GROUND. THEN THE WORMS CAME. WORMS! WORMS DRIVE ME CRAZY!
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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WHAT DO THE WORMS SAY YOU TASTE LIKE?
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Kyarorain
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MY POST COUNT HAS GONE UP BY ONE. ISN'T IT AWESOME?
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Iskveda
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INSANITY!
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Elephande
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Hiata Zealo, Salvis Frontain

SPARTA!
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Kyarorain
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WAFFLES!
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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I'M WHISPERING!
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Kyarorain
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WAFFLES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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